An option

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Molly_Thai, Jun 5, 2005.

  1. Molly_Thai

    Molly_Thai Guest

    Well sort of an option.



    My surgeon will not let me ride a motorbike until November but he said I can
    ride a scooter. I nearly choked when he suggested it. He said I must not
    spread my legs. I'm having some more surgery tomorrow so I told him that I
    would behave myself.



    So a scooter might be worth considering if only for the piss taking. The
    only problem is I'm off to France in August but I don't really fancy taking
    a scoot so I'll risk it on my Gixxer and take plenty of pain killers. Racing
    is a definite no no though. :(



    I wonder if I could race a scoot? On second thoughts, I've seen them racing,
    they're bonkers.
     
    Molly_Thai, Jun 5, 2005
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  2. I've seen some of that over here. utter utter lunacy.


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    Doesnotcompute, Jun 5, 2005
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  3. Molly_Thai

    kc Guest

    Don't come crying to us when your gusset splits in two then, eh?
     
    kc, Jun 5, 2005
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  4. Molly_Thai

    Molly_Thai Guest

    Yes but they don't call them drag strips.

    Here's one.
    http://www.molly.org.uk/thai/pictures/p1010026.jpg
     
    Molly_Thai, Jun 5, 2005
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  5. Molly_Thai

    Molly_Thai Guest

    :^/
     
    Molly_Thai, Jun 5, 2005
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  6. Molly_Thai

    Eiron Guest

    Molly_Thai wrote:

    I'm sure you would look cute in a pencil skirt,
    in an Audrey Hepburn, Roman Holiday sort of way.
     
    Eiron, Jun 5, 2005
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  7. Molly_Thai

    Buzby Guest

    Plenty, though the sort you possibly had in mind?
     
    Buzby, Jun 5, 2005
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  8. In half the bars at Pattaya.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 5, 2005
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  9. Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 5, 2005
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  10. Molly_Thai

    Molly_Thai Guest

    I've been told it's ALL the bars in Pattaya, some people returned from there
    and told me how fat middle aged men wearing Engulund T-Shirts are snogging
    young girls, you can buy them for a week. It really upset me and I broke my
    heart. I wont be going there.

    I'm spending a lot of time with Thai families and got invited to do a few
    songs at a posh birthday party yesterday, it was really nice. They really
    made me feel part of the family. This is the real Thailand.

    Ooops, I'm getting a bit soppy aren't I?
     
    Molly_Thai, Jun 5, 2005
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  11. Molly_Thai

    Molly_Thai Guest

    Cool.
     
    Molly_Thai, Jun 5, 2005
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  12. Molly_Thai

    muddycat Guest

    Never mind that, I like this one.

    http://www.molly.org.uk/pics/dresses15-06-04es.jpg

    She stuck two 38s in my back - then she pulled a gun.
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    Skype: muddycat
     
    muddycat, Jun 5, 2005
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  13. Molly_Thai

    Dan White Guest

    My brother was supposed to have a two week stopover there before heading on
    to Sydney. He was offered a ten year old girl by her father. She would do
    all the washing, cooking, cleaning and shagging for 15 quid for a week. He
    said the irony was he would have paid double that just for the domestic
    stuff, but when they mentioned shagging her, he had to walk away before he
    twatted the guy.

    In the end he left the country after three days. Said he just couldn't cope
    with it any more. People pushing their daughters (and sons) at him in the
    street, then giving him funny looks when he wasn't interested.

    Depressing really.
     
    Dan White, Jun 5, 2005
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  14. Molly_Thai

    Nidge Guest


    Makes a start on the problem:
    Well, the widest spreading bit's getting on and off rather than
    sitting/riding a bike.
    Would your surgeon reckon you might compromise on something smaller like,
    say, one of the pocket-rocket 400s?
    Could you figure a way to maybe wriggle on and off a narrow tailed slender
    bike from the back?

    Better make damn sure the concern's simply discomfort not something
    structural before you ignore the advice 'tho eh?

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    'Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand'.
    Homer (Simpson).
     
    Nidge, Jun 6, 2005
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  15. Molly_Thai

    raden Guest

    Side saddle ?
     
    raden, Jun 6, 2005
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  16. Molly_Thai

    Molly_Thai Guest

    It's structural, hundreds of internal stitches, anyway it wouldn't be right
    going around a bend and not getting my knee down. ;)
     
    Molly_Thai, Jun 6, 2005
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  17. Molly_Thai

    Molly_Thai Guest

    Taken from the " after care guide" I was given.

    Q: When Can I have penetrative Sex?
    A: 2 months, although it will hurt. It should be pain free after six months.
    The clitoris and inner surface of the labia minora are very sensitive. The
    seconday sexual sensate organ near the urethal opening is also very active.

    The first priority after six months is not sex, it's getting on my Gixxer.
    That's better than sex.......I think ;)
     
    Molly_Thai, Jun 6, 2005
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  18. Molly_Thai

    HooDooWitch Guest

    Hey, whatever gets you on ...
     
    HooDooWitch, Jun 6, 2005
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  19. Molly_Thai

    domenex Guest

    Molly_Thai ha escrito:
    Scooter racing is *fun*. Ask MotoGP Carles Checa youngest brother
    about.

    For the open road, a Yamaha T-max 500 with some improvements in the
    exhaust and brakes followed in the twisties of the Pyrenees a group of
    sport bikes. Actually he followed me on the Thunderace. The rest of
    sportbikes were far away.
     
    domenex, Jun 6, 2005
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  20. Molly_Thai

    Molly_Thai Guest

    Perhaps sex on the Gixxer?
     
    Molly_Thai, Jun 6, 2005
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