I refer of course, to the selfless legions of Cosmetic Surgeons, without whom grand old ladies of the stage, screen and gogglebox would be unable to function. Please spare an hour of your time to support this worthy cause. As you can see, already the shortage of knife-wielding practitioners has produced a worrying sag in the visage of La Lumley, which can only be corrected with radical action and a direct appeal to our Glorious Leader to allow her personal favourite entry might provide some literally face-saving action at the last minute. The situation is grave but not serious, as long as there is some Polyfilla in the cupboard.
