An Amish Farmer and a Muslin

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Mr. JayT, Mar 29, 2008.

  1. Mr. JayT

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    An Amish farmer, walking through  his field, notices a man kneeling
    down And drinking from his farm pond.  The Amish farmer shouts:
    "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben  dahin gesheissen."
    (Which means:"Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in  it.")
     
    The kneeling man shouts back:
    "I'm a Muslim, I don't  understand you. I speak Arabic and
    English.
    If you can't speak in the sacred  tongue of Islam, speak in
    English." as he leans down for another gulp of farm pond water. lol.
     
    Mr. JayT, Mar 29, 2008
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