Chimay: Z200 or Drifter?
The Guzzi is getting my vote. Especially as I've trapped the squeaking mice. The MZ (Beaky) may have "elderly lady as full on anal porn star" shock value but it's not up there with speed. I'm sure I could come up with a better excuse but I can't be bothered.
Well, there's undeniable loony cred in cracking off another thousand miles on a stupidly small bike, but the 200 miles each way on this side is all motorway, the Drifter is several orders of magnitude comfier, and everybody else will bugger off into the middle distance. I quite enjoy riding on my own, but I'll turn up around dusk, and you cunts will have been in the bar for hours. Plus, while the Z200 is amusing, I /really like/ riding the Drifter. Even if Sarah reckons it's jinxed, and a Death Bike, just because I've fallen off it a couple of times.