an actual chat about motorbikes

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Porl, May 31, 2004.

  1. Porl

    mups Guest

    Porl says...
    That Fazer thou wasn't hanging about at Snetterton.
    You'd suit a pipe, one of those clay ones.
     
    mups, May 31, 2004
    #21
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    simonk Guest

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
    simonk, May 31, 2004
    #22
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    AndrewR Guest

    Croft ... July 2nd.

    If you bin it nobody will ever know, because nobody listens to us
    Northerners.

    YKIMS.


    --
    AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
    Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
    BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, May 31, 2004
    #23
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    dwb Guest

    I watched a ZRX being manhandled round Snetterton - quite impressive, though
    he really had to hang off like a monkey .

    Fastest in the slow group if that's any consolation.
     
    dwb, May 31, 2004
    #24
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    Ginge Guest

    Everyone needs something to aim for. :)
     
    Ginge, May 31, 2004
    #25
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    The reason being, that as sir is a bit of a knob cheese.
    He fails to appreciate that threre is no such thing as
    a single motorcycle which will fulfill his entire brief.

    GET FUCKING REAL.

    Buy track bike *and* a more sensible road bike or
    be prepared to compromise.

    Sheesh, these porl cum lately fucking amateurs...

    --
    Alex
    BMW R1150GS
    DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8
    http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
    Windy's "little soldier"
     
    Alex Ferrier, May 31, 2004
    #26
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    Lozzo Guest

    Ben Blaney says...
    I think you'll love it, I did. I seriously want one, even though I'm not
    that keen on big Suzukis.
     
    Lozzo, May 31, 2004
    #27
  8. Porl

    Porl Guest

    MAKE ME, YOU FAT SLUT.
     
    Porl, May 31, 2004
    #28
  9. Porl

    Porl Guest

    S'not true. The Zx6 fulfilled it very well, only let down a bit on the long
    distance touring bit with regards to a lot of gear shifting being necessary.
    The Fireblade would be ok if it didn't have a paving slab for a seat and the
    power delivery of a heard of horses with hiccups.
     
    Porl, May 31, 2004
    #29
  10. Porl

    Porl Guest

    Take the toothbush out of your mouth and try again.
     
    Porl, May 31, 2004
    #30
  11. Porl

    Porl Guest

    Apparently you are matey.
     
    Porl, May 31, 2004
    #31
  12. Porl

    Porl Guest

    "UP NORTH NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM..."
     
    Porl, May 31, 2004
    #32
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    SteveH Guest

    Hasn't that just answered your own question, then?

    What you need is a nearly-new, last of the line, 9R.
     
    SteveH, May 31, 2004
    #33
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    deadmail Guest

    Don't you mean:

    "Up North, no one cares if you scream"
     
    deadmail, May 31, 2004
    #34
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    Porl Guest

    Nah.
     
    Porl, May 31, 2004
    #35
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    darsy Guest

    they look nicer in real life than in the picture.

    However, owning one is tantamount to saying you're not man enough to
    ride an R1.

    You want a Monster S4R.

    No, hang on, *I* want a Monster S4R.
     
    darsy, Jun 1, 2004
    #36
  17. Porl

    darsy Guest

    because he's gay.
     
    darsy, Jun 1, 2004
    #37
  18. Porl

    darsy Guest

    [Rockingham]
    let me know, eh?
     
    darsy, Jun 1, 2004
    #38
  19. Porl

    darsy Guest

    what bollocks.
     
    darsy, Jun 1, 2004
    #39
  20. Porl

    darsy Guest

    what makes you think he had it in his mouth?
     
    darsy, Jun 1, 2004
    #40
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