Americans mistake burning Bush for God!

AP Newswire 11/21/03:
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Millions of Americans are flooding London for a chance at seeing the
mystical apparition of God that some say is proof that George W is in
fact a modern day prophet.

Protestors annoyed at President Bush's visit toppled a faux statue of
him and burned his effigy at the stake. It was this very effigy that
had millions of born again Christians in the United States flocking to
England to witness what they consider the second coming of the lord.

"People who read their Bible and keep it dear know that a burning bush
is a sign which God has used before. We believe our Father is trying
to contact the protestors and tell them how wrong they are for defying
our spiritual leader." said Richard Horney.

"It is ironic and witty at the same time" said Karen Horney. "Many of
those city dwellers who look down on the heartland think religious
types are unsophisitcated and simple minded, but we see the hilarity
of creating the very appartition of God himself with their unamerican
hijinks."

"I am reminded of the idolatry of the Egyptians when I see such a
spectacle" said Rev. Gantry "They are too sophisticated to worship the
true creator, having bought into the fallacies sold to them by
Beelzebub. Yet look at how that effigy continues to burn! Burn with
the message that God will destroy all heathens with his great fire!
This is a modern day miracle that's show the United States is on the
true path to righteousness and that all those who support Islam are
godless homosexual heathens!"


When asked for comment, John Castleton had this to say:

"Me an' me mates were pissed coming home from pub the night before the
protests. Me mum had this asbestos suit from when she worked the
foundry so it didn't take long before we fashioned this horribly
brilliant Bush doll. After taking turns buggering its arse, during
which Petey had to be forcibly removed from the idol we soaked it in
Shell Optimax and lit it ablaze. Burned right spectacular really and
that's how we got all this attention. Now we have Petey's fishtank
pump injecting about 45ccs of petrol per minute to keep the blaze
going and all these merkins are gathered about buying souvenir mugs
from us! This is better than when I was selling me Beatles
paraphenalia in Liverpool. Feckin' merkins! Gullible fat bastards the
lot of them!"