Always read the small print

Not any more...... I can name you a whole buncxh of IT companeis who only
pay minimum.

Most people *do* end up better off in the long run, ime, but it's a bugger
whilst it's happening.

(I can, btw, suggest good recruitment agencies.)

Ali

 

Wrong time to sell. Cat residuals have gone through the floor with this
burd flu thing. You'd be better renting them out to first-time bag ladies.

 

If your crowd made someone in a similar role redundant in the last year
on more than the statuatory minimum then it's my understanding they are
obliged to offer the same terms to you.

 

I guess it's just a good job you have such a profitable sideline in
comedy writing to keep putting the bread on your family's table.

 

*sniff*

Well, I suppose I could make him an offer for his moggies. As you say,
the bottom's dropped out of the market but I suppose I can break them
for spares.

 

You speak da troof

 

You realise that if you get into low-end commercial pussy trading, you're
going to be playing in the same space as Cane?

 

"My mate's a cat burglar. He resprays them and sands their paws down."

 

R D S wrote:
..

Leaving by choice is a totally different thing to being removed.

 

Indeed. £35 a minute. Just need to get my time up from 10 minutes every six
months to 40 hours a week.

 

Christ! Someone else has taken my place already!

 

From my previous experience that would appear to be an oxymoron but yes
please. You can email me on jobs at flashgorman.com

 

<nelson from The Simpsons>

Ha-haaa!

</nelson>

 

You shouldn't have got up to wash your face then.

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Glitter will be out in 3 years so you could have some income then, at
least.

 

I'll Cecilia you later.

 

You're breaking my heart.
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I agree, it looked like a dig, it was meant more as a look on the bright
side.

 

Just like sex, then.

 

Just like sex, then.