Alternative oil in forks?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Mike Barnard, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. Mike Barnard

    Mike Barnard Guest

    I think the phrase is "Plonk".
    ..
     
    Mike Barnard, Jun 30, 2006
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  2. Mike Barnard

    Hog Guest

    Ah you made the classic mistake. At the outset you should have made it
    clear that you would **** anything you pleased and she could accept it
    or FRO pronto.
    Why do blokes walk away from the key asset so often? <mystified>
     
    Hog, Jun 30, 2006
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  3. Mike Barnard

    Mike Barnard Guest

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    Mike Barnard, Jun 30, 2006
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  4. Mike Barnard

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Actually, didn't they used to concoct some sort of Ersatz brake fluid
    in Cuba, out of, amongst other ingredients, shampoo? I saw it on the
    telly, so it must be true.
     
    Pip Luscher, Jun 30, 2006
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  5. Mike Barnard

    Beav Guest

    In your situation, I'd rather the solicitors win. Ok, yu were a VERY naughty
    boy, but you did the "right thing" and that wasn't enough, so she shat on
    you. I'd shit right back me.


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    Beav, Jun 30, 2006
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  6. Mike Barnard

    Beav Guest

    My brother did the same thing. In fact he did exactly what Mike did. Fucked
    and got caught, then took a fucking paltry payment and walked away from his
    200 grand house. He's got less than **** all now.


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    Beav, Jun 30, 2006
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  7. Mike Barnard

    Beav Guest

    I use Thundernews. About 10 - 12 quid a month and 150 gig cap. No throttle.



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    Beav, Jun 30, 2006
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  8. Mike Barnard

    Beav Guest

    Oooh another.


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    Beav, Jun 30, 2006
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  9. She's never getting my Ducati.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 30, 2006
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  10. Mike Barnard

    platypus Guest

    She will if you park it in the drive.
     
    platypus, Jun 30, 2006
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  11. Heh.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 1, 2006
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  12. Mike Barnard

    ChrisDC Guest

    You should have taken a leaf out of the "Allo Allo" book.

    "YOU STUPID WOMAN..."
     
    ChrisDC, Jul 3, 2006
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