Altberg; nice people

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by deadmail, May 3, 2004.

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    darsy Guest

    it is, isn't it?
     
    darsy, May 3, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    LOL!

    I got a biscuit. <thinks> Maybe you have to deserve a biscuit.
     
    Ginge, May 3, 2004
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    Dan White Guest

    More often than other companies, or just the standard British shite level of
    customer service?

    Was thinking about having some measured and fitted, as I also have the large
    calves problem, which is expensive and inconvenient when you like skiing and
    have to find boots :-(
     
    Dan White, May 3, 2004
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Me too. The fucker is hilarious. While there's him, auvache and
    Ginge still posting, I'll keep reading.
    Well, exactly. The creative use of profanities in the comedy accent
    do it for me every time.
    I'd like to force someone to leave, but there's no-one I dislike
    enough that I want them to leave.
     
    Ben Blaney, May 3, 2004
  5. Despite the fact they sent you boots that dont fit?
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    darsy Guest

    could you fuckers stop talking about me as if I wasn't here?

    Thanks.
     
    darsy, May 3, 2004
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    Ben Guest

    Says me.
    After half an hour she woke up. I thought that was a result myself
    given what she told me woke her up.
     
    Ben, May 3, 2004
  8. darsy wrote
    You mean you are not a collective hallucination, merely a product of our
    deranged minds?

    Oh shit.
     
    steve auvache, May 3, 2004
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    **** you, you ****.
    <exit stage left>.

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    Alex Ferrier, May 3, 2004
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    ogden Guest

    ogden, May 3, 2004
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    Verdigris Guest

    Rude, maybe, but not really offensive.

    Unlike some.
     
    Verdigris, May 3, 2004
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    Verdigris Guest

    Really? So it wouldn't be adultery, then...
     
    Verdigris, May 3, 2004
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    Gyp Guest

    Verdi, you're a nice bloke and all that but there's no way I'm going to
    get you shag me, OK?
     
    Gyp, May 3, 2004
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    Try offering him food.
     
    steve auvache, May 3, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    No one that posts here. Chap was rather outraged.

    I pointed out he should consider himself lucky she wasn't screaming
    rape.
     
    deadmail, May 3, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    Uncle Monty you mean?
     
    deadmail, May 3, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    Yes. I should have known better given the problems I've had finding
    boots that fit in the past.

    You know, it's like, you only get the measure of a company/individual
    when there is a problem. It's how they respond.

    Immediate response was "we can make some that fit or give you your money
    back" with no pressure. Some companies would have started squeeliing
    about 10% restocking fees and all the rest of it.

    After all, it's not Altberg's fault I've got muscular legs.

    Jeeze, some people just seem to be looking for an excuse to get into a
    row with a supplier.
     
    deadmail, May 3, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    Fantastic reading.

    The definition of rape for example:

    (1) A person (A) commits an offence if-

    (a) he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another
    person (B) with his penis,

    etc. etc. etc.


    How the hell do you *unintentionally* penetrate someone?

    "Honestly yer honour, it was an accident. I slipped whilst I was having
    a quick wank"
     
    deadmail, May 3, 2004
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    Kiran Guest

    Indeed.
     
    Kiran, May 3, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    Plenty thanks.
    And, your point is?
    In what way?
    In what way?
    'cos I enjoyed dealing with them.

    Why have you bothered with all of the questions?
    Very few that fit. Daytona and Gaerne fit; and I have a pair of each.
    Fancied some more and fancied hand built British ones this time.
     
    deadmail, May 3, 2004
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