Alligator

Heh. "Body parts in contact with the sharp edge bleed more than you might
imagine."

 

Maybe he was thinking of one of those things that takes plaster casts
off.

Fair shits you up as it disappears through the plaster, so you can feel
the cold steel on yer leg :-0

P.

 

said...

The cunts who work in the Bedford morgue never bothered cleaning theirs
when sending it to the workshops for repair. I used to send them back
unfixed with a note attached telling them to clean the fucker or it'll
go in the bin.

 

Heh, nice.

"The cast cutter consists of an oscillating blade that moves back and
forth about a quarter of an inch. The blade will not cut anything soft,
like cast padding or skin; however, hard objects are fair game.

Explain the operation of the cast cutter to the patient. Demonstrate on
your own hand how the saw works and that it will not harm soft tissue."

Heh, fucker just plunged it straight through the cast and onto my leg.
Fair made me flinch !

P.

 

You are asking for a smack, mister. Right after I've been violently ill.
Ideas like that don't have the right to see the light of day, let alone the
inside of someone's imagination.

 

Laura Smith said...

Would you be saying the same thing if you were 35ish?

 

Well that's me told good and proper!

Your sig sep's broken dearie

 

....but wouldn't Champ be too old for me even then?

 

Laura Smith said...

He might not want to know someone who can't reply to the correct post,
so it's a moot point anyway.

 

<sigh>