Alligator

I saw one of these in B&Q at the weekend. Not mega, but cute for a
chainsaw.

http://www.blackanddecker.com/

 

Don't expect to see one sticking out of my trousers any time soon.

 

A man's got to know his limitations.

 

I thought you were going to write about this thing:

<http://www.allamericanracers.com/alligator/alligator_home.html>

Tom

 

Daddy? Can I have one? Pwetty Pwease?

Laura
Antichrist (apparently)

 

That's horrible.

 

Yeah but, it's very expensive so it's bound to appeal to someone...

 

The stroppy teenager:

Get back to school, you bloody skiver!! ;-P

 

You can be first on the Hit List, that you can!
And I'm not skiving, you aged div.

 

Hmm, factually accurate but hardly registers on the UKRM insult scale.

2/10, must try harder

Paul.

 

I'm not going to lower myself to his level, that I am not.

 

Laura Smith said...^^^ ^^^^ ^^^

You already have up ^ there.

 

I'd prefer it if we stuck to the withering look, followed by stalking off
to continue whatever you were doing.....

I don't believe you - not for one second......

<mutters>
All this namby-pamby skiving time....used to have to turn up at school, to
revise, in my day!
..
..
..
Didn't stop me pissing off behind the cricket pavilion, with a couple of
tinnies, lifted from the fridge at home, though.... ;-)

"Div"..... ha! That's ancient, can't the younger generation come up with
something better?
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack

B12S POTENTIAL LICENCE SHREDDER - AT GRIN FACTOR 10!

FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

And now you're a captain of industry. That showed 'em.

<insert comment about camp pirate>

 

No.

 

The idea is not without its amusing aspects.

 

Ewww! Why on earth would I want to be one of those?

Fuckem......
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack

B12S POTENTIAL LICENCE SHREDDER - AT GRIN FACTOR 10!

FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

I don't know <flicks hair> what you mean?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Indeed.

On a (slight) tangent, my ShiteOldDad, bless 'im, acquired one of those
there electric carving knives a few years ago.

For some bizarre reason he'd got the impression that you couldn't cut
yourself with one.

You can.

Quite well.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp

But you haven't got any ha...

<thinks>

Oh.

My.

God.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000