All yooman liff is 'ere

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

No, no, not at all.

I don't regard them as a virus in semi-human form *at all*.

Not me, no.

I hope that's clear.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Bear posted:

C&E used to carry royal warrants, IIRC. Is this still the case? As
it was explained to me, it theoretically (yes, I know, in reality not
really) entitled them to call upon any member of HM Armed Forces for
assistance.

"Okay, Mr. Apache Gunner, the second caravan from the right, one
Hellfire if you will - that'll teach the bastard to pay his tax."

 

"gowl" Not heard that one for ages. I expect it's unknown to many
swearbots.

 

Her mother looks fit.

 

I'd **** her.

 

No, that's me you're thinking of.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Learn to snip, newbie scum.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

From context, I'd guess "****"

 

From the dictionary:

gabhal

* noun
* masculine
* 1st declension

* en: fork, junction, crotch

http://bocktherobber.com/2006/10/you-fukken-gabhal

 

well, yes.

Many, many years ago when I ran the IT department[1] for a double-
glazing company, the factory production manager used to regularly use
the expression "a beagle's[2] gowl" to mean pretty much anything i.e.

"thon fuckin' computer set the tolerance on this here patio door too
fuckin' high - it's going to be tight as a beagle's gowl going in"

right through to the contradictory

"Who set up that fuckin' software - this tilt'n'turn is as loose as a
beagle's gowl"


[1] read: me and my PFY
[2] in his culchie accent this word sounded the same as the way a
Londoner would pronounce the word "bagle".

 

The pikey's tend to have the best lawyers money can buy for "if and when"
too. We have a pikey site fairly close by and recently Plod "went in" with
around 6 riot stylee vans and a few cars. They hauled out 2 tractors, two
commercial vehicles (tractor units for artics) a machine gun, various other
weapons and reportedly 600 grand in cash.

A week later and the place was populated by new residents. That was the
first time Plod had "properly" invaded in all the time the pikey's have been
there. Plod have been *in* but in two's and three's not mob handed, but I
dn't see anything changing.

The pikey new year seems to have started this week too. (Moving from one
area to another). Lots of Tranny vans with three occupants (sure sign of
pikey) scoping out places of interest, and as a result, Plod vans have been
doing their own share of scoping and India 99 has been flitting about far
more than usual. No speeding around here for a few days.

--
Beav

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Abso-fucking-lutely. Better than any soap on TV.


--
Beav

VN 750
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OMF# 19

 

Sounds like a pikey pronunciation of "Gobble"


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gowl

 

Say not to what? That child bride? Too right I'd say no - you don't want
to go fucking pikey kids if you fancy continuing walking.
TBH, I was more taken aback by the child hookers.

Your other point about the HMRC and pikeys is just so wrong it's beyond
wrong and out the other side.

I fucking 'ates pikeys.

 

But if the only consequence was getting her full of spuff with no pikey
"aftercare", what then?

They were a bit "provocatively dressed" for sure.

They do have a way of disappearing.

Yeah, and the rest of us too probably.

--
Beav

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"when the gowl hit the sink everybody ducked........ "

That *really* fucking tickled me.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

WUN hates you?

 

Nah, still too much of a kid, imo. Even though it's perfectly legal, I
just wouldn't. If I was still 33, I would.

 

Yeah she's too young for me too, but then anyone below the age of 40 is

There was just something about her that didn't "do it" for me and I can't
see that changing as she gets older, although her Ma looked slightly better.


--
Beav

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