All yooman liff is 'ere

****, you just couldn't make this up.

 

I hope its just shopping in the pram.

 

They buy and sell each other's sprogs oop north, so you'd be right
either way.

 

Christ, I'm nearly crying laughing.

And one of the viewer comments, too:

""He's good lookin for a knacker", "It went right up my gowl" , "He
doesn't have to do it up the arse". Joycean stuff. This woman should
write romance novels."

 

"I work with Citizen Travellers..." what's that all about?

 

http://www.itmtrav.com/citizentrav.html

 

<waves hands dismissively>

Ireland, North, Wales.... all the same really.

 

I thought Athlone was in Ireland? (My spelling may not be perfect,
Athlone is in Ireland. Pretty much slap bang in the middle. But as stated
already, you can find examples of lewd bahaviour just about anywhere these
days.

 

They're not "Oop northerners", they's Irish.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

<Shrug>

Same thing.

 

Apart from th' Irish being o-er westerners. We don't use words like "gowl"
either, but come on, you've got to admit she was fucking funny.

--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

I agree. Travellers are pretty funny and have a good sense of humour.
Although most of the time you are laughing at them not with them, as
demonstrated below. It's probably bright ginger but you never know..

http://tackyweddings.com/2008/10/30/outer-limits-tacky-150k-wedding-for-
uk-16-year-old-girl-ugliest-dress-ever/

 

Indeed. It always amazes me how much people consider normal for a
wedding. It would seem from these two statements: "making Missy’s
wedding dreams come true cost her father a whopping £100,000." and
"The bill was around five times the cost of the average British
wedding" that they reckon 20 grand is par for the course.

Fucking ridiculous.

 

Oh yes. And so was he.

"Why do you ride hippos? Why? WHY?"

"I RIDE ANYTHING I CAN GET!"

It was a fabulous exchange.

 

No comment.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

**** my old boots.

 

Restores my faith in the human spirit to see such extravagance. The world
would be a pretty dull place if it was full of po faced outraged from
Cheam types.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Gosh, he must be a *terribly* hardworking chap to have accumulated that
amount of money from his business. All that tax he'll have paid as well!
What a fine example to us all.

I expect the people whose needs he caters for when he parks his caravan
up on a piece of otherwise unused land near their homes must be
*delighted* to have such a service provided in their area.

How lucky they are.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Uh-huh. I'll just bet that's right. I mean, it's not like the lovely
places where they park up ever turn into no-go areas for Plod, so I
expect a Revenue chap turning up for a chat would probably be welcomed
with a nice cup of tea whilst he went through the immaculately-prepared
books.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

You really *hate* pikeys, don't you