All Hail ABS

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nigel Eaton, Nov 11, 2004.

  1. Nigel Eaton

    Salad Dodger Guest

    A tipsy TOG under a toppled Trophy.

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73063../..16931.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Nov 12, 2004
    #21
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  2. Nigel Eaton

    wessie Guest

    Grimly Curmudgeon emerged from their own little world to say

    <Ronnie Barker mode>

    VFMs

    </RBM>
     
    wessie, Nov 12, 2004
    #22
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  3. ******
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 12, 2004
    #23
  4. Yebbut, the burd *always* gets the wet patch. It's like a sort of
    immutable law.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 12, 2004
    #24
  5. Nigel Eaton

    platypus Guest

    A toppled Trophy under a tubby Tuddy.
     
    platypus, Nov 12, 2004
    #25
  6. Nigel Eaton

    tallbloke Guest

    A despicable Dago driving a dodgy Datsun dangerously
     
    tallbloke, Nov 12, 2004
    #26
  7. Nigel Eaton

    Lozzo Guest

    tallbloke says...
    I've had a couple of Datsuns.
     
    Lozzo, Nov 12, 2004
    #27
  8. Nigel Eaton

    Pip Guest

    Couple of blokes in black suits and hats on a mission from God.
     
    Pip, Nov 12, 2004
    #28
  9. Nigel Eaton

    Lozzo Guest

    Pip says...
    They must have missed the turn off for Chicago.
     
    Lozzo, Nov 12, 2004
    #29
  10. Nigel Eaton

    tallbloke Guest

    A laconic Lozzo in his lardy Laurel?
     
    tallbloke, Nov 12, 2004
    #30
  11. Nigel Eaton

    tallbloke Guest

    That was a dodgy Dodge dem desperados wuz drivin'
     
    tallbloke, Nov 12, 2004
    #31
  12. Nigel Eaton

    Zymurgy Guest

    tallbloke wrote
    Or in a hire car.

    Interestingly (for me, anyway) the only time i've driven on the wrong
    side of the road was here, when I came back from Italy.

    I'd been concentrating so hard on driving on the wrong side in Italy
    and avoiding the psychotic roman drivers, that when I came back here,
    on home turf I must have relaxed a bit too much and went back onto
    autopilot, which for me unfortunately by this time was to drive on the
    right :-0

    Fair woke me up !

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    Zymurgy, Nov 12, 2004
    #32
  13. Nigel Eaton

    Ace Guest

    Me too. One morning after a good night at a mate's house we left in
    our hire car along the country roads around Ashridge. I'd gone about a
    mile before I noticed another car on the 'wrong' side of the road -
    even then, it took me quite a few seconds to work out that it was me,
    not him :eek:)
    Aye, it does tend to.
     
    Ace, Nov 12, 2004
    #33
  14. Persistently pursued by police in patched-up Pontiacs.
     
    grimlycurmudgeon683, Nov 12, 2004
    #34
  15. Nigel Eaton

    tallbloke Guest

    wrote in
    Followed by flying Fairy Foo Fascists in fashionable Fords
     
    tallbloke, Nov 12, 2004
    #35
  16. Nigel Eaton

    Christofire Guest

    At least she arrived.
    Either way, I'm looking forward to Sorby's blame apportioning breakdown.
     
    Christofire, Nov 12, 2004
    #36
  17. Nigel Eaton

    Christofire Guest

    Hasn't she suffered enough?
     
    Christofire, Nov 12, 2004
    #37
  18. Nigel Eaton

    Christofire Guest

    They got both kinds of drivin' - on the left and on the right.
     
    Christofire, Nov 12, 2004
    #38
  19. Nigel Eaton

    Christofire Guest

    Maliciously Monstered by Meddlesome Machiavelian Ministerial Men in
    Mauve Maseratis on Monday.

    Monthly.
     
    Christofire, Nov 12, 2004
    #39
  20. Nigel Eaton

    Snowleopard Guest

    On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 00:49:50 +0000, Nigel Eaton
    <starts to say something>

    <changes mind>

    Glad she's ok.
     
    Snowleopard, Nov 12, 2004
    #40
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