Aldi's tank bag.....

The zip broke first time I undid it. Sheesh.

Hello receipt, back to shop for a refund.

 

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What do you expect!

'Hog

 

I had a look at their stuff and decided it was complete crap in fact it was
the zips that I thought looked the worst part. Closely followed by the
materials and construction.

 

You occasionally get what you pay for.

 

The annoying thing is I didn't buy it myself - I just asked The Doctor
to grab me the boots, and she bought the bag as well "Because it was
such a bargain"[1]

I already have a perfectly good tank bag, which has served me well and
whose zips have never bust.

[1] Shades of wheel-less wheelbarrows here.

 

(The Older Gentleman) wrote in

Make sure you go to Lidl.

 

Sheesh. Yes. I am indeed a TC.

 

(The Older Gentleman) wrote in

I had to check.

 

John Foul emerged from their own little world to say

Spoilsport.

 

I've got a wheelbarrow wheel in the shed, if you want it.

 

I stayed away from the boots, 'cos I thought the build quality was
shite.

 

Dr Ivan D. Reid pretended :

I heard they are in fact brothers

 

Did it enter through the roof, looking as if had just parabolised from
the metropolis?

 

It was left behind by the builders.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm not usually in favour of creating new verbs, but this one is a
beauty

 

I like to increase my vocabulary on a daily basis. This one is to be
served enthusiastically, accompanied by a long, drawn-out Acme Special
whistle.

 

Heh. It certainly has an air of Wile E Coyote about it.

 

Who fell out and went into competition with each other.