air conditioning for bikes?

**** me i could do with air-con fitting to my bike, it don t seem that warm
out yet, but i'm sweating like a **** in me jacket.

Local bike clothing type place had those mesh ventilated jackets on sale at
£39.99 the other week, went to see about one yesterday, and the bastards are
£79.99 now, 'cos it's summer now mate'

don't suppose anyone knows of any other bike gear places selling the mesh
jackets cheaply still? preferably in the east midlands area,
i'm don't really want to buy a jacket off ebay, cos one brands fat bastard
size is another brands skinny **** size, so i need to be able to try the
buggers on before i buy, and no ones selling any close to me (nottingham)

failing that, anyone got a sewing machine with a bloody thick needle in it,
and can run my jacket through empty to make it a ventilated one?

 

Fire both barrels of a shotgun at it for that fully ventilated effect.

I'm sure you'll find someone willing to pull the triggers if you want
to be wearing it at the time.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

"Ooh, what 12 bore or 410? What size shot? Should I use a choke? Under
and over or side-by-side? Tell me, please tell me..."

 

12 bore, side by side, fired from about 10 feet.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

Well, at least he wouldn't come back whining that he'd used the wrong
gun, and now he's going to ask the dealer for a refund on the
cartridges.

 

Side-by-side 12 bore, sawed off.

 

ahh feck orf

 

A shot gun has a choke? Can you buy injected ones?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, frag

Yes, it does.

No.

NEXT!

 

that's "sawn off", you septic twat.