Ahah! So *that's* what colour...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 21, 2010.

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    Lozzo Guest

    It's not like no-one knows where they are based and most of the camp is
    visble from the road anyway.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 21, 2010
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  3. What a twat.
    I'm sure the Googlecam can inform the terists what the boys in the
    berets are up to, right?
    Frankly if the terists are planning a go at the SAS, I'd not give much
    for their chances and anyway, the guys there would probably just regard
    it as good exercise - wiv live ammo.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 21, 2010
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    Ben Guest

    Paul Keetch MP needs to get a fucking grip.

    Or get voted out, one or the other.
     
    Ben, Mar 21, 2010
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Gah. I need to get a life, given that I could place this quote straight
    away.
     
    Timo Geusch, Mar 21, 2010
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    wessie Guest

    It produces a Pavlovian gnashing of the teeth with me because of the way
    the **** pronounces Hereford.
     
    wessie, Mar 21, 2010
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    Nige Guest

    Yep!

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    Nige,

    Land Rover 90
    Yamaha R1
    Range Rover Vogue
     
    Nige, Mar 21, 2010
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  8. Who doesn't? It's a great film, one of my favourites.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Mar 21, 2010
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    Nige Guest

    Might watch it today.....

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    Nige,

    Land Rover 90
    Yamaha R1
    Range Rover Vogue
     
    Nige, Mar 21, 2010
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    ginge Guest

    And get shot, by the most highly regarded elite special forces unit in
    the world.

    Great plan.
     
    ginge, Mar 21, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    I know you're probably being ironic, having known[1] a few actual
    terrorists in my time, I can tell you they're generally not that
    cogent as to think something like that through the whole way.

    And, sort of hilariously, the main SAS depot is not anywhere near
    Hereford.


    [1] and I wish I hadn't[2]
    [2] being menaced by your sister's boyfriend's cousin with a pistol
    isn't much fun any day of the week, especially, as it happened, at ~3
    am on a Friday night after a long session on the vodka[3]
    [3] though perhaps more "fun" than being suspended by the ankles off
    the 8th floor of a balcony on Divis Flats until you "told them were
    the guns where", having absolutely no idea about what was going on
    might, objectively speaking, be considered worse[4]
    [4] the RUC took such pity on me after that[5] that they sequestered a
    car to give me a lift back home from the Crumlin Road nick to my flat
    in Bangor.
    [5] well, after one of the ex-Divis flat's tenants had a "nasty fall"
    down some stairs[6]
    [6] oops, I wasn't supposed to mention that, though isn't >20 years
    sufficient "wiggle room" for this sort of thing?
     
    darsy, Mar 21, 2010
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    wessie Guest

    Credenhill is the RHQ and well known in the public domain. Symbolically a
    hit there would be more significant than one on an "insignificant MoD
    storage facility", don't you think?

    Paul Keetch is a cock though. He is being booted out by the Lib Dems in
    favour of some 33 year old female. He's just trying to raise his profile
    before receiving his P45.
     
    wessie, Mar 21, 2010
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  13. This British always say that the SAS is the most highly regarded. Not
    everyone does.
     
    vulgarandmischevious, Mar 21, 2010
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    ginge Guest

    Evidently, not everyone is right.
     
    ginge, Mar 21, 2010
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    DR Guest

    vulgarandmischevious posted:
    Yeah, but the gainsayers are foreign and therefore don't count.
     
    DR, Mar 21, 2010
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    It's that sort of fucked up logic that gets tourists arrested for
    taking pictures of Buck House.
     
    Salad Dodger, Mar 21, 2010
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    turby Guest

    That's prolly a good thing.
     
    turby, Mar 22, 2010
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    porl Guest

    Finally an exlpanation of why you're so jittery and have a penchant
    for wearning high heels.

    (I know it doesn't really explain the latter but I like bringing it
    upwhenever I can)
     
    porl, Mar 22, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    it was only that one time, FFS.

    anyway, who the **** let you back in?

    BTW - were you in any way responsible for "300"? The fucking penguins
    were bad enough, but that was the last straw.
     
    darsy, Mar 22, 2010
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    porl Guest

    No. I didn't work on it and I sympathise with your distress. Since I
    last saw you when -corrent me if I'm wrong- you were wearing a pencil
    skirt and halter top ensemble, I've worked on Where the Shit Things
    Are, Knowing (starring Shit Cage) and 28 Shitty Weeks Later. I'm
    currently working on some other shit.
     
    porl, Mar 22, 2010
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