Age limit on carrying a child

Good point... in that case, I should have made a complaint of assault,
for excessive use of force.

 

I once put a modified on of those on a hearse. Didn't make it out of the
garage though fortunately.

 

Round these parts [1] there's normally one jammed between dad in driving
position and mum in pillion with an optional 2nd and 3rd perched between
dads legs on the scooter for a total of 4 - 5 per stepthrough.


[1]Turkey

 

Yeah yeah, you plonked the cock in the ****, so live with it, don't
inflict your crotch fruit on the rest of us. We've got drinking,
whoring and clubbing to get on with while you're at home

Is "Twinkle songs for little folks" a real CD?

 

That's a fair point - you should be able to buy "Whore on board" signs from
Halfords so that other drivers are aware that you may suddenly swerve when
she flicks her tongue over your bobbie's helmet. Plus, of course, if
there's an accident then the emergency services will know that they have to
check the wreckage for a matress-back curled up in the passenger footwell,
with fifteen quid's worth of crystal meth in her titty-bank.

You haven't got a copy? Loser.

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No - the sure, cast-iron sign of a shit driver is a blue LT-type
roundel in the rear window, with "pre-book only" written underneath.

 

Indeed I've not and I doubt I ever would.

I rather think a throat would be better.


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Me and Whinger watched one of those smash into a courier on the Edgware
Road about 3 years ago, all the car driver's fault. **** in the
mini-cab could hardly utter a word of English.

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Bwahaha. You stupid ****.

 

5 quid and I'll make you a nice die cut vinyl one,

can also do you a sticker for the bumper "This vehicle makes sudden stops"
and "kerb crawling in progress" for the rear screen, but you'll have to get
your own flashing orange lights to complete the picture... or should that be
red lights?

 

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Christ, don't even get me started.

Let us not forget any mid-90s people carrier. Harbingers of doom, one
and all.

Now I'm not racist but (!) why is it that being black or south asian
means you're a thousand times more likely to be an utterly fucking shit
driver?

 

"little princess on board" would be even better.

 

This ^ has puzzled me for years!

 

I went to Mothercare yesterday to pick up one of those sunshade
thingies to go in the car window.

Pretty much every single one they had said "Little Princess" on it,
and were pink.

The sales-assistant was quite taken aback when I demanded if they did
anything in black. She eventually found a plain black one in the
stock room for me.

Oh, and she's already been told she's not having a "Baby on board" in
the back of her car. Although I'm trying to work out a way of hanging
a "Child on board" one off the GSXR's number plate.

 

They're quite funky.

 

IIRC BD does that too. I've seen it quite often in Paris and the
'burbs.

 

"little princess on board" would be even better.[/QUOTE]

"Baby fährt mit"

always used to make me laugh