=> Actual California Motocycle License Examination Questions <= #10

When you ride over a pothole, it is usually best to:

a) Keep a normal seat position
b) Rise slightly off the seat
c) Lean forward as much as possible
d) Grip the gas tank with your knees

 

When you post to UKRM, it is best to:

a) not be a merkin
b) not post spam
c) learn how to spell licence
d) take it like a man

 

This from the limey stooges who gleefully played G aWol Bu$h's lap-dog
and sent their young and dumb troops off to fight and die for the
criminal Bush Junta's LIES.

LOL!

Good thing a limey bastard like you doesn't get to
decide what is or isn't spam, eh wanker?

You poor pathetic limey bastard.

Bend over and grab yer ankles ...

 

Let me put this in words you might understand:

"Muh"

 

E) Ride around the damn thing...never over.

 

**** off moron...you suck an dyou don't swallow. Not only that your
moped doesn't run.

 

I consider that a needlessly harsh response.
Take a tour of the British Motorcycle Museum (between Coventty and
Birmingham)and if you knw much about bikes, you will thereafter show
respect for the Brits as far as bikes and driving them goes. Remember
that many used them for daily transportation not that long go and
driving to work in fresh snow is not great joy, nor is running the
ruts on the way home - in the dark.