Acommodation Thurs night, before the French Run

This is a big ask, so I'm already prepared for a hail of "**** off and
die!".

Is anyone, preferably somewhere between the M25 and Dover, able to provide
shelter to a Norvern mahnkey on the Thursday night, to enable an easy burn
to Dover for the ferry?

Please say so sharpish, I have my eye on a BnB, if no-one can help.

Vomiting is not on the menu, although raucous snoring may well be. [1]

[1] Depending on a visit to an ENT bloke, next week....
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
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Red death, to set you free

 

I did that. Five minutes with an endoscope up my nose and he pointed out
that I'm not really that fat, don't smoke, but do have a rather
unpronounced chin and pointed me at a web site
(http://www.snorban.co.uk/) for a fix.

It works (for the hour or so I'm able to sleep with it in), but by
christ is it uncomfortable. Question is, back to the drawing board, or
persevere...

 

I am, but have been like this, since I was a skinny 13 year old......

Nope - normal chin

Go back to your GP and ask to see someone who won't fob you off like that.
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
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Red death, to set you free

 

£45 fuckiing quid? It's a pair of gumshields glued together FFS
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bad form, and all that...

I mean that I'm fat, but have been a loud snorer since I was a skinny 13
year old..

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Cheers!
Fr Jack
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You can stay here if you want, I'm only 180 or so miles from Sedan

 

errrrrrr........

nah, ta! ;-)
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
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Red death, to set you free

 

Oh, it wasn't a fobbing off. The thing works, it's just fucking
uncomfortable. It's just down to how my jaw is (everything sits rather
far back, so the air passage is narrower, leading to loud snoring and
apnoea) so the only alternative is fairly drastic surgery.

So I have to get used to it, invent an alternative, or keep snoring
(actually, the snoring is only a problem for the gf - it's the stopping
breathing that gets on my tits)

 

Shush. It covers his gob, ergo it's money well spent.

"The bag is there to cover up Baldric's features, and many would
consider that reason enough that he wear it".[/QUOTE]

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Fr Jack scribbled on the back of a napkin:

That's the late May Bank Holiday weekend, isn't it? Unfortunately no
can do in that case as I'll be in France with Ann from that Thursday...

I've used these guys before: http://www.wycliffehotel.com/

They were pretty decent and cheap.

 

You can now have the palate and nostrils treated with microwave based
therapy. Cheap, MUCH less painful and quick.

 

Can't I just do Elly's ears with a bodkin?

No pai(for me), very quick (if she'd stop wriggling) and free. Sounds
like just the ticket. Well, sounds to me - she'd be a bit mutton.

 

Like you would survive....