Accident nr Hatfield

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Niv, Dec 3, 2003.

  1. Niv

    platypus Guest

    That's just asking for one of them tragic, ironic, million-to-one-type fatal
    accidents, that is.

    Nine times out of ten, matey. "From the moment he carved his own name on
    the bullet, his Fate was Sealed."
     
    platypus, Dec 4, 2003
    #21
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  2. Niv

    Colin Irvine Guest

    He did.

    When I think about it, putting it in a bank deposit box would be
    safer. I can just see Timo carrying his in a pocket and falling on it.
     
    Colin Irvine, Dec 4, 2003
    #22
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  3. Niv

    Champ Guest

    I've not heard that one. What's the pre-amble?
     
    Champ, Dec 4, 2003
    #23
  4. Niv

    Champ Guest

    But how many bikers get shot nowadays?

    I keep a 1989-Ford-Escort-drive-by-a-mypoic-pensioner with my name on
    in my pocket.
     
    Champ, Dec 4, 2003
    #24
  5. Which reminds me of this:

    http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=82eiqg$ipo$

    (first set of lyrics)
     
    William Grainger, Dec 4, 2003
    #25
  6. Niv

    Klaatu Guest

    Anything with Leyland in the name would have fallen down of its own
    accord, surely?[/QUOTE]

    It was a Triumph
     
    Klaatu, Dec 4, 2003
    #26
  7. Niv

    Champ Guest

    <snip>

    I'm indebted
     
    Champ, Dec 4, 2003
    #27
  8. Niv

    Colin Irvine Guest

    Hmmm - works better with a Mitsubishi [1]



    [1] Is that a Colt in your pocket ...
     
    Colin Irvine, Dec 4, 2003
    #28
  9. Niv

    flashgorman Guest

    And here's me thinking you were just pleased to see me.
     
    flashgorman, Dec 4, 2003
    #29
  10. Niv

    Colin Irvine Guest

    Hah - beat you by three minutes.
     
    Colin Irvine, Dec 4, 2003
    #30
  11. AndrewR wrote
    That being the best argument for putting anything into the ffaq I have
    seen in years, I vote for inclusion.
     
    steve auvache, Dec 4, 2003
    #31
  12. Niv

    jsp Guest

    I just have a solitary die. It's all a game of chance, so I keep chance
    with me.

    --
    John

    SV650
    Black it is
    and naked
     
    jsp, Dec 4, 2003
    #32
  13. Niv

    jsp Guest

    Sounds good to me. Now, who keeps the FAQ?



    --
    John

    SV650
    Black it is
    and naked
     
    jsp, Dec 4, 2003
    #33
  14. Niv

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache
    It's all too, too tragic. I don't wish to discuss the matter any
    further.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 4, 2003
    #34
  15. Niv

    Ben Guest

    Nobody since the untimely death of the previous maintainer.
     
    Ben, Dec 4, 2003
    #35
  16. Niv

    jsp Guest

    Ah.

    --
    John

    SV650
    Black it is
    and naked
     
    jsp, Dec 4, 2003
    #36
  17. Champ said:
    Along the lines of Hilaire Belloc in one of his 'Ruthless Rhymes'.

    I sliced a Brassie shot at Rye
    and killed a luckless passer-by
    the ball rebounded off his head
    and landing on the green, lay dead.
    His widow, it must much console
    to note was thus I won the hole.
     
    Simon Atkinson, Dec 6, 2003
    #37

  18. A seasonal note...

    Billy, in all his finery and sashes
    Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes
    Now, although the room grows chilly
    I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 6, 2003
    #38
  19. Grimly Curmudgeon said:
    That's lovely.
     
    Simon Atkinson, Dec 7, 2003
    #39
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