Absentee(s)

I can't think of a single UKRM "woman" (real or otherwise) about whom
I've actually had carnal thoughts.

Some have even put me off it.

 

Lady Nina wrote

Not necessarily naive as such, you are just failing to think of the
masculine perspective on all this. See, if you was in touch with your
blokish side you would realise that there are only two sorts of wimmin
in the world: those what can and those what can't mash a decent pot of
tea. Everything else flows from there really.

 

ogden wrote

There is summat wrong with you as well.

 

Many are as stupid as you say above, but not all. The worrying
part IME is that those men who do think this way, cannot be
convinced otherwise. I guess it takes a closed mind to think like
that in the first place.

 

ogden says...

FFS Oggers, here's me gently casting a subtle bait across the river and
you come tearing about in a fucking speedboat chucking dynamite
everywhere...

 

ogden says...

But you're a well known closet gay. You don't count.

 

mups says...

"Fishing for gays" By J.R.Ogden

 

Champ bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

Nunthin wrong with that, is there?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember genuine_froggie

Oi! Speak for yourself, matey. You wouldn't want to know what I'm
imagining when I'm chatting to a burd.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Around here, more like the beast with one front, one back, and a very
convoluted (and possibly painful) middle.

 

Around here, more like the beast with one front, one back, and a very
convoluted (and possibly painful) middle.[/QUOTE]

Didn't Windy have a favourite jpeg URL for that?

 

The Older Gentleman says...

And a hell of a twitch in one arm

 

But an excellent catch with it. <smiles sweetly>

Damn you Bear and your new improved bait spotter, but never fear I'll
get you yet. <retires to secret hide away in a volcano>

 

As ever.

 

Incitatus.

 

Polyorchid.

 

That's a load of bollocks, and you know it.

 

Alexander.

 

Shergar
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

Pedigree Chum