A UKRM retreat

..... fancy clubbing together for this place? :-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4304553.stm

Do we have 70 ukrm millionaires - or a million ukrmers with a spare £70?

 

Probably closer to the latter, which means there'll only be 200,000 of us
per swimming pool.

Or, more likely, there'll be 999,990 of us using the "systems in the house
[which] are computer controlled and can be accessed from anywhere in the
world" to watch 10 or so of the women from here in the swimming pools.

<Thinks>

Right, here's my 70 quid.

That, plus yours ... all we need now is for Cane to swan in with the other
69,999,860 and we've got ourselves a house-share.

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

....minus the racers who'll be warming their tyres on the heated marble
driveway.

Haha - that'd be right - all those facilities, all that opulent splendour
and most of us would still rather be hunched up in front of a cathode ray
tube in the control-room watching the magic sprites dance about the screen.

Slight problem. I only have £69.13

 

Cane, lend Sorby 87p will you?

Hang on! Don't put your wallet away just yet!

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This place look more of a bargain - apart from it being a longish
commute to wherever:

http://www.property.org.uk/unique/castles.html

Zinkovy Castle, Bohemia
Description: The Palace is situated beside a 62 hectare lake making
this one of, if not the most beautiful Palace in the World and the 2nd
largest in West Bohemia. The Palace boasts 60 bedrooms with numerous
libraries, function rooms and servant quarters. It also has its own
chapel.

Price: $9,300,000 USD

 

**** me, that's only five mil sterling.

 

C'mon now - if you were a billionaire wouldn't you just pay somebody to read
this drivel for you?

As it happens I was mulling over the possibility of taking out a mortgage
for this place as I was making breakfast this morning.

I reckon that if I push for a really good interest rate deal then the
monthly interest would only be about twice my entire current mortgage.

Then I remembered I don't have a 10% deposit either.

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It's the running costs for the 1 mile heated marble drive that puts me
off

 

Yeah, near Lydd airport. Flat, desolate and grey.

....but handy for cross-channel trips I s'pose.

 

Must be a plan - Blaney and Cane could take an entire wing, leaving
maybe 60 rooms. Split those into 3 room apartments and 20 UKRMers
cough for those at a paltry 165K.

And Des could live under the private bridge.

 

Heh - no offence meant. I'm sure it has many delights I'm completely
ignorant of!

 

Better count me out; I'm looking at places in Colorado - 5 bedrooms
and 3 car garage for 150 sterling. Suits me, sir.

heh

 

Right, I'm moving. That gets me a 2 bed semi in Worcester.

 

Ooo anywhere near Mesa Verde? On my list of places to go before I
shuffle off this mortal coil.

While you're here, teaching EFL in China, what was it like?

 

Or a small flat in Brighton.

 

Or a studio where I am, hence the move.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "Lemmiwinks, The

If you don't mind dodging flaming arrows, certainly.

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Ben says...

150 quid gets you a weeks rent here.

 

prawn says...

The range there is fucking huge. I've spent hours trapsing over it.

One of my customers is in Lydd, a small mini-moto dealer.

 

"Lydd's Lids"