A tip from V, money saving expert

Apparently, supermarkets offer discount for multiple purchases, so
sometimes you can save money by buying shampoo and conditioner at the
same time.

Then, when either the shampoo or conditioner run out, throw the other
bottle away because you always have to use matched shampoo and
conditioner and don't even think about buying another bottle of
whichever has run out because it won't be on offer and anyway you have
to regularly change the shampoo you use because otherwise it builds up
deposits on your hair.

WTF?

 

Why are you with this woman? Is it merely a case of a morbid
fascination, where you are waiting for the next gem?

Btw, she's right (sort of) about the shampoo. The cosmetic shampoos
have so much shit in them for shine, control and whatever else. This
crap does build up eventually so you need to zap it with a shampoo
which'll strip it out (too harsh for using every day though).

 

Money saving tip from me.

Get a gun, shoot her in the head.

It's for the best, in the long run.

 

Well I guess a can of Pledge and a yellow duster is all you need.

 

Long well pampered hair is a good thing BTW ;o)

 

Especially on your head.