A small musical(?) tribute

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nigel Eaton, Jul 20, 2004.

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  1. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    To Sir.Tony

    (To the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

    Car alarms ring
    Are you listening?
    In the trees
    Jizz is glistening,
    A beautiful sight,
    We're dogging tonight
    Wanking in Sir.Tony's wonderland
    Gone away is the [1]Bluebird
    Here to stay is a rude burd
    She shags hard and strong
    As we all toss along
    Wanking in Sir.Tony's wonderland

    In a car a girl and boy are humping
    While the doggers are all standing round
    They'll say: Have you come yet?
    We're still pumping
    And then we'll spill our seed
    Upon the ground
    Later on we'll deliver
    Posts about Susan Willer
    We'll say she drives drunk
    Though in killfiles we're sunk
    Wanking in Sir.Tony's wonderland

    In the car park we can spot a black cab
    We can say he u-turns and tailgates
    We'll have lots of fun posting real crap
    Until the cabbie turns up with some mates
    We'll say Jacko
    Is good and kind
    But then we'll change our "mind"
    Then we'll change it back
    Until we lose track
    Wanking in Sir.Tony's wonderland
    Wanking in Sir.Tony's wonderland
    Wanking in Sir.Tony's wonderland
    (Fade)
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jul 20, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Nigel Eaton says...
    *applause*

    fx:awaits footnote
     
    petrolcan, Jul 20, 2004
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Huzzah!
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    Salad Dodger, Jul 20, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
    Oops!

    [1] Nissan

    Better?
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jul 20, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Nigel Eaton says...
    No, I was hoping for something more interesting.
     
    petrolcan, Jul 20, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
    Write your own then.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Jul 20, 2004
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    Gyp Guest

    Bless you!
     
    Gyp, Jul 21, 2004
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    Muck Guest

    Heh.. give that man a prize. :) Anyone going to make a Christmas ukrm
    song of it?
     
    Muck, Jul 21, 2004
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    Sorby Guest

    It would make a fine & festive addition to the UKRM iCD.
    Which reminds me - I really must get cracking with that...
     
    Sorby, Jul 21, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Nigel Eaton says...
    I have no artistic qualities at all.
     
    petrolcan, Jul 21, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    petrolcan says...
    I dunno so much, you look like a Picasso painting.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 21, 2004
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Lozzo says...
    WTF would you know about art?

    **** :)
     
    petrolcan, Jul 21, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    petrolcan says...
    I don't need to know anything to recognise any particular artist's work
     
    Lozzo, Jul 21, 2004
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Nigel Eaton
    Bravo!

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    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 21, 2004
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    steve auvache Guest

    Nigel Eaton wrote

    Very very good.
     
    steve auvache, Jul 21, 2004
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    Catman Guest

    Nice :)
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    Catman, Jul 21, 2004
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    HooDooWitch Guest

    <cough>
    Calendar
    </c>
     
    HooDooWitch, Jul 21, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    How's the calendar coming along?
     
    Champ, Jul 21, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    Well he hasn't been hassling me for my own small contribution, so ...

    <Waits for the annual death of the calendar post>


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    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Jul 21, 2004
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    Sorby Guest

    LOL

    I haven't forgotten about or abandoned the calendar - just been rather busy
    with my business.

    Will get back on the case shortly.

    Oh, and send me the 'contributions' we talked about a.s.a.p. !
     
    Sorby, Jul 21, 2004
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