A sad day in the beauty trade

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Beauty salons nationwide are preparing themselves for job losses now it
    has come out that the Metropolitan Police are doing Brazilians for
    free.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 28, 2005
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  2. Lozzo

    fish Guest


    I have also heard tube tickets have rocketed and are now roumered to cost an
    arm and a leg.

    Fish
    B12
     
    fish, Jul 28, 2005
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  3. Lozzo

    Christofire Guest

    Laugh? I nearly died.
     
    Christofire, Jul 28, 2005
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  4. Sales of open-top buses have suffered a decline since the advent of the
    Qaieda Conversion service.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 28, 2005
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  5. In uk.rec.motorcycles, fish amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    It's better to go shopping in the afternoon because it's murder in the
    morning.[1]

    [1] I heard this joke at school re: Michael Ryan and the Hungerford
    massacre.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 28, 2005
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  6. Lozzo

    Molly Guest

    Ouch.
     
    Molly, Jul 28, 2005
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  7. What was the last thing Michael Ryan's mother said to him?

    "Zvpunry, jbhyq lbh fubbg qbja gur fubcf sbe zr?"
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 28, 2005
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  8. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Grimly Curmudgeon says...
    So he shot her for speaking in ROT13? Bitch was asking for it
     
    Lozzo, Jul 28, 2005
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  9. And Bus fares have gone through the roof
     
    nehpetsthegrey, Jul 31, 2005
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