Or, a tale of (some) bodges. Job 1: Speedo cable broke; ie stopped getting speeds registered, rather than it flapping in the breeze. Arse. Went to local dealer, get new one. Fine. Unbolt speedo, get cable out at that end. Fine. Pull cable out of driven end. Isn't that meant to have some sort of teeth or slot in it? Look in 'ole; the teeth are still in there. Bugger. Much thinking, and proding later, still nothing coming out. Inspiration hits! Go for a ride! So I go for a ride, and the annoying bit of metal (at some point) falls out. Just what I wanted. Refit is the reverse of disassembly, and I again know how fast I isn't going. Job 2: In a fit of ebay-inspired preventative maintance, I buy some switchgear, for a GPz750turbo, to replace the slightly cracked rhs switchgear on the bike. Turns up, is in good nick, everyone's happy. Go to bike. Remove tank to get at connectors. Connectors fit, and there aren't any spare; always a good sign. Connect. Does the bike start? .... Yes. Do the lights work? .... Yes. Right. Lets take the old one off the handlebars and fit the new one. Look carefully at underside... Hang on, they don't look the same... The one on the turbo has two 'oles for the throttle cable, in a push-me-pull-me kind of way. The one what I have just purchased, has one 'ole for a throttle cable... Ah well, put back to original. I shall be carefully swapping over the cracked bit of plastic anyway, but didn't have the required tools to hand at home. Paging Champ: Which is the not quite right one?