A nice little story for the group

Darsy has ... "a horrible whizz-bang sewing-machine-engined boy's bike", to
be exact.

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Oi, you'll give cunts a bad name saying stuff like that.

 

You're the only one I've seen do *that*, with a carrier bag, and a bog roll
inner...

 

It was in "quotes", love.

That aside, I sense jealousy in your posts...

 

See, now you've started on me with the "love" stuff.

ITYF that's woodlice - I'm going for concrete ones next time.

 

I can't help it if you've stirred up feelings within me, by way of the
humble word...even if they are only ones of 'sarcasm', rather than a desire
to give you a good reaming, (just in case you were getting your hopes up).

If 'fisting' is your thang, I'm sure 'dave' can help you with that.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, JackH amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I'm not bragging, honest, but a bog roll inner is nowhere near big
enough, either in length or width.

An A4 envelope is the way to go.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Goes like shit, I suppose.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

For ****'s sake, you retarded bowl of spunk - will you post at the
bottom, or is that beyond your limited intellect?

 

I live in Brighton, im the only straight in the village!

 

Class.

 

Coming from Ninjaboy and Gixerdave? Makes me feel ashamed.

 

In retrospect, the most likely solution that fits the facts
is that the helpful child was trying to clean the bike.
Note the friendly nature of the encounter; the child even picked
up another turd before leaving so that John wouldn't slip while
manoeuvring the bike. So you shouldn't jump to conclusions.
Now, how did the shit get on the tank in the first place?
When John had Dave bent over the tank, revving the engine to
improve the experience, with Sir.Tony watching?

 

Well, only a very select group.

 

I've had worse

 

It depends on what you mean by fat and bastard.

 

Yes indeed.

 

"They"? Up here in Livingston, we'd refer to a single person as "He" or
"She" depending on gender. "They" is normally used for a group of "He" and
"She" persons as a collective term.

YTC.

 

There is more than one She in Livingston?

 

I had a GSXR750. Then I grew up.