A nice little story for the group

Obviously the child wanted to see the bike moving as every time
he had seen it in motion there was a piece of shit on it.

 

Why such hostility? Never mind. I forgive you.

 

Thats ok I know jack H

He's camper than a row of pink tents

 

Look, let's be reasonable here ... I appreciate that you're trying to troll
for the very, very good reason that your little buddy has told you to, but
you're being severely hindered by the fact that you're not very bright and
don't seem to have any grasp of how many _seriously_ annoying fuckwits we've
had through this group.

The point I'm trying to make is that, what ever you think, you'll get bored
of this and **** off eventually and you will upset the running of ukrm not
one jot in the time between now and then.

Surely you've got better things to do with your life - for a start your chum
seems uncertain about his bike and could probably do with a hug and you seem
like the kind of chap who could really fit in on one of the web-based
forums, where posting pictures of your shite paintwork will probably get
people replying with more smilies than real English words.

If, on the other hand, you'd rather stay I've got a collar and a food bowl
both inscribed "Petunia" and it's been _so_ long since I used them.

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Cos you're a **** probably

 

AndrewR emerged from their own little world to say

Oh no, not again

 

Oh _please_ dad, can I keep him? I'll take him for walks and feed him and
everything and he'll be the best troll in the world and I'll teach him to do
tricks ... or maybe turn tricks ... one or t'other.

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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

FOYRNB, else I'll be forced to vomit copious amounts of alcohol all over
your garden again!

 

Yes, I see what you both mean. I am indeed a c**t.

 

I was quite surprised by the visual similarity between JackH and BGN.

 

AndrewR wrote

Although, as I remember, you didn't look after your last one like you
promised and it got very sad and ran away one day. I am not sure you
are ready for another just yet. Perhaps your sister would like a go
this time?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, AndrewR

You said that last time. And who ended up having to clear up the mess
after your troll crapped on the carpet? And who had to take it for
walks? And feed it? And who had to pay the vet to have its bollocks
chopped off? And then who had to buy the sack and the bricks?

Hmm? Hmm?

For the last time lad, no.

Take it back where you found it.

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and Ducati Race Engineer.

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Well you're the one who said you love him - sounds pretty damn gay to
me!

 

Lol you have a zx6 you cant slag my lovely bike you know you love it.
p.s I had a zx6 and i know they are shite.

 

AndrewR emerged from their own little world to say

as long as it doesn't interfere with me finishing this fjord

 

Is he a fat bastard too, then?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Given the context, I *really* wish I knew where you were pointing.

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and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

See what I mean? Just how is this supposed to wind me up? Oh gosh,
somebody too stupid to master the basics of the English language thinks my
bike is shite! Well, that's me crying off home to my mummy then.

Perhaps if you Google this group for the phrase "boy's bike" you'll see just
how unoriginal you are.

You seem to have the desire to be a troll and completely lack any of the
skills to do it well. I'm not even sure you're worth keeping.

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Kawasaki ZX-6R J1, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Champ emerged from their own little world to say

Glad someone's awake

 

I don't think anyone's ever called a 6R a *boy*'s bike...