A nice little story for the group

In 1989, after passing part 2 of my MC test, I bought myself a spankin' new
pearlescent white & grey GPZ500s. It was my pride and joy and always kept
it shiny and clean. Whenever I rode in the rain, I always cleaned it before
I put it away. I went everywhere on that bike. One fine and sunny day, I
decided to visit my younger sister leaving my bike parked outside her house.
After an hour visit, I emerged from my sisters and was surprised to find a
little boy of approx. 5-6 years standing beside my bike. As I drew closer,
I caught the little guys eye and he smiled innocently at me. I smiled back
and continued towards the bike and child. I then noticed that he appeared
to be polishing my petrol tank with a piece of tissue.

The wee moron was actually rubbing dog shit into my tank! A big ****-off
lump of turd spread all over the top of my petrol tank. The stench was
overwhelming. I thanked the little boy for polishing my bike and told him
to go home and polish his mummy's television and couch. He smiled at me,
scooped up another dollop of dog faeces and made merrily for home. Bless
him.

 

John you know these assholes are just going to slate you for this dont you.

 

Twas ever thus.

 

Did you ever find out the reason why someone was rubbing poo into your
tank?

 

BGN says...

I sense a 5 year old with an amazing ability to judge people on sight.

 

It was a 5-6 year old kid do you think he needed a reason?

 

Shut the **** up laura you fat ugly pile of shite.

 

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Just an act of innocent misjudgement I think. The kid was prolly more like
3-4 than 5-6 now I think of it.

 

"Tell Laura... I love her..."

 

Oh c'mon David man. Relax. Chill.

Let's be nice to everyone now.

 

I've no idea - I don't converse with children often.

 

I'm sure one gets "CatCrap" for visors too. However, I'm sure it's
made out of something quite different.

 

The retard seems to think Lozzo is Laura - which makes you a gay (the
only one in your village?).

 

Only every time you post to UKRM ;-)

 

Wow. Why call it that I wonder. It's like having a fizzy soft fruit drink
called "monkey spunk" innt?

 

You said it my man.

 

Makes me a gay???

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Krusty amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Oi, *I'm* the only gay in this village.

 

'The only gay in the village'