A nice cup of tea.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Cab, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. Cab

    platypus Guest

    It's probably the realisation that an old French bicycle with kosher oignons
    dangling from the handlebars would be ludicrous even for Des.
     
    platypus, Sep 21, 2007
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  2. About as French as you are a heterosexual sex addict, pining for your
    next fix of fanny.

    How are you doing with the Triumph Tiger search, btw?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 21, 2007
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  3. Try it out on your own bike. Frightening it is.
     
    steve auvache, Sep 21, 2007
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  4. Cab

    wessie Guest

    so, within 48 hours all of the share divi will be gone, then?
     
    wessie, Sep 21, 2007
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  5. *Proud*

    (And no, I wouldn't dare)
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 22, 2007
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  6. .....for when you bin it.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 22, 2007
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  7. Cab

    Des Guest

    I in fact already have the striped T-shirt ...

    D.
     
    Des, Sep 22, 2007
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  8. Cab

    Des Guest

    <fx: narrows eyes>

    Is this a trick question?

    D.
     
    Des, Sep 22, 2007
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  9. Cab

    Des Guest

    I'd be surprised if the above were the case. Here in France, for example,
    foreigners resident in France (like Cab) can vote in our local elections
    (called 'municipal elections') and in European elections, but Article 3 of
    the Constitution prevents their voting in general (parliamentary or
    presidential) elections.

    I'd always imagined that there were similar (more or less) arrangements
    throughout Europe.

    D.
     
    Des, Sep 22, 2007
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  10. Cab

    Des Guest

    Dunno. I'm definitely looking into buying a goodish touring bicycle, as a
    few friends and I are heading to Cerbère and thence across the border into
    Spain, sometime in August 2008. Maybe it _is_ age: my grey hairs are
    getting more numerous, and I have no intentions of following my father
    (Z``L) into the grave at seventy-three.
    Toda.

    D.
     
    Des, Sep 22, 2007
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  11. Cab

    Des Guest

    Well, I didn't want to say ....

    All piss-taking aside, Neil, I've noticed that this appears to be some sort
    of 'private campaign' of yours. You know, convince UKRM _at_all_costs_
    that you're right and that your insane notions of what constitutes
    'Frenchness' are right, irrespective of how many times I've .. erm, no
    polite way to put this .. irrespective of how many times I've ripped your
    arse so far open that you could drive a London bus up it.

    The ironic (and let's face if, fucking frankly _hilarious_) aspect of all
    this is that if we apply your cretinous criteria concerning
    'culturalisation' or whatever you call it, I'm more 'British' than anything
    as that's where I've lived more than anywhere else. Yet my passports are
    Irish and French.

    Now do you see what a complete tool you make yourself look? Each and every
    time.

    D.
     
    Des, Sep 22, 2007
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  12. Ah, there is a difference then [1]. I certainly vote in Irish general
    elections, but last time there was a local election I didn't get any
    notice or polling card. Whether it was an oversight or that I wasn't
    entitled I'm unsure about, because oddly enough I was able to vote in a
    previous local.

    [1]Irish/UK voters are perfectly entitled to vote in each other state
    elections, dating way back to the Treaty of Independence, afaik.
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
    river cleaned out in a day.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Sep 23, 2007
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    ST Guest

    <snip>

    heh. I did that while returning my new (to me) bandit to the garage
    for some warranty work (exhaust was blowing and was intermittently
    firing on 3 cylinders); ran out of petrol just into the cat and
    fiddle run, outside Buxton (heading towards Macclesfield). Tried
    calling the garage for help (engaged). Tried calling the AA. Phone
    battery chose that particular moment to die.

    Thought "bugger it" and turned round, hoping to coast as far as I
    could. Which I did, all the way to the petrol station just at the end
    of the A54/on the A53 (the map says Ladmanlow, just before Buxton). I
    measured it on the way back and I had coasted 0.9 miles.

    Note to self: Check the reserve lever is NOT on reserve after
    refilling.
     
    ST, Sep 23, 2007
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Me three.
     
    Pip Luscher, Sep 28, 2007
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