A Musical Question.

I followed the signs.

To be fair to the French they seem to put up signs saying where the
nearest petrol stations are - especially in more rural areas. IMO this
is because they recognise that they do not have a dense network of such
stations and thus need to provide extra info to guide people to them and
reduce the risk of people being marooned due to running out of petrol.
I could, of course, be talking bollocks.

 

And one who has three

.... and two concertinas

and ...

I hope his knob 's dropped off - I've never forgiven him for spending a
whole evening trying to get off with my girlfriend

 

Rather "The hole in the oilycunt's bottom"

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Oh, it's a Flawed Concertina.

 

raden emerged from their own little world to say

Haha. I'd heard he was a bit of a lad.

Anyway, as there's so many of you, roll of drums and a polka in C for
the blatant spam:

For your best melodeons visit big bruv's site at www.melodeons.com

 

With silicone sealer all round the sunroof....
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)

 

I haven't got a melodeon (

Does a zither, 2 harps, 1 keyboard, 1 harmonica, 1 flute, 1 descant and 1
treble recorder, 1 practice chanter and 3 flageolets count for anything
though?

(Oh and there may well be a full set of bagpipes lurking somewhere in my
mothers house - although I can only manage a scale on them)

 

Fr Jack says...

What sunroof? It's been removed and replaced with a sheet of steel that
is sealed with silicone sealant.

 

No, a Red Mk1 actually

 

I bet you can't play them all at once

 

# Whiplash aerial, racing trim

 

Lotus engine tuned to the key of e flat