A Musical Question.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 12, 2005.

  1. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Fr Jack Guest

    <applause>
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    Cheers!
    Fr Jack
    96 Tiger.
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    skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
     
    Fr Jack, Apr 13, 2005
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  2. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Got them four sorted already.

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    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  3. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

    "That's Opera, Doc."
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    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
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    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  4. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

    We had the Brian May version as we left (somewhere) a year or so back.

    I was with Prawn, Big Tony and Sean. St Omer?

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    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
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    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  5. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I think that would work very well.
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    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  6. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    wessie Guest

    Salad Dodger emerged from their own little world to say
    Especially if the entourage left the boat sans helmet.
     
    wessie, Apr 13, 2005
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Good man, good man.

    I am relying on you to make the same ferry as me, with "custom" CD in
    hand.

    I know I can trust you to fulfil this mission.

    Mined Ewe, I'm on SatNav now[1], so I can't guarantee to buy you a pint
    in the bar on the first night.

    I'm sure we'll meet up at some point over the weekend though. (Probably
    going in opposite directions).



    [1] I blame that Corfield bloke, myself. Completely unreliable. I used
    the FCS[2] navigation technique with complete success on my first
    TOGtrip, only to find it was completely unavailable on the second! I had
    to buy a *map*!

    [2] Follow Corfield System[3]

    [3] Not recommended if you have to cross any high bridges. Otherwise,
    pretty reliable. It even finds convenient petrol stations.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 13, 2005
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  8. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Two *identical* CDs, paused and ready to rock.
    [1]

    You are at my mercy. There may a "htf do I ..." post later
    Ooh. We can synchronise GPS, too.

    Can I take Linda for a spin on the Blingchariot? Just to show how
    lucky she is? :) G'wan.

    [1] Post project curry tonight - Stella effect:

    "You know I'm good, and you know you need me. How much are you going
    to pay me, then?"

    Not my finest hour.
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    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  9. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I don't do cars. Not since April 23rd, 1986.

    Cheeky mare.
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    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    But of course.
    LOL. This "Truth In Advertising" lark's not all it's cracked up to be,
    is it?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 13, 2005
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  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    You know that "Please Ride Over Me" thread a while back? Well, it's
    given me this idea.

    Personally, I think you're in quite a bit of trouble.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 13, 2005
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  12. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

    The daft thing is: it *is* true.

    I honestly feel I've fallen into something that I'm actually good at.

    The project team have asked my existing manager if he'll let me go.

    I reckon I'm on a winner: I just want them to demonstrate how much of
    a winner.

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    |_\_____/_| ..74309../..18302.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  13. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

    2.8 Litres, 12 cylinders: sounds like fun.

    My tirade was directed at my driving test examiner.

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    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  14. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    There speaks a man who hasn't ridden it yet.

    It has that entertaining combination of a fair amount of power[1], iffy
    brakes, and truly, truly, *truly* shite handling. Add in the simple fact
    that with me on board it weighs just North of half a ton and it all adds
    up to gales of laughter and damp underwear.

    I recommend it.

    [1] like 130 BHP on a good day...

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 13, 2005
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  15. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I was her first testee, after she;d returned from 6 weeks' suspension
    for passing too may people.

    Hiding.

    To.

    Nothing.

    Still, I've only sulked about it for 19 years.

    One day, revenge will be mine.

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    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  16. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  17. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Yebbut , it might.. might ... lead to me buying a, um, car.

    And I don't want one.
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    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 13, 2005
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  18. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Tosspot Guest

    Naah, had a car license 20 odd years, havent owned a car for a least 10
    of them. Hired many though, in particular light vans. It is useful,
    you don't *have* to got to the Dark Side.
     
    Tosspot, Apr 13, 2005
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  19. One of the most majestic pieces of music ever composed.

    Take a bow, JSB.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Apr 13, 2005
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  20. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Ben Blaney Guest

    You should complain to someone.
     
    Ben Blaney, Apr 13, 2005
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