A joy to watch

Ogden appears to have gone off on one regarding his fellow travelers
on the ferry for the spring TOG trip.

I could list everyone booked on the same ferry as him but they
probably wouldn't want it publicised that they're "northerners and
sheep shaggers".

Herding cats would certainly be easier.

 

Then again, I'm sure if he asks nicely and maybe even go the extra mile and
put a sheepskin on, they'll shag him as well....

 

*Removes sheep from panniers*

He'll be hearing from my lawyers!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

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Fair comment.

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I think he's more concerned that the faster riders appear to be on the
other crossing.

 

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*Waves*

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Andy Bonwick says...

He'll be more at home on the ferry he's booked on then.

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TOG obviously spent time working this lot out but there's always
someone thinks they shouldn't be in the slow group.

 

So herd 'em then, motherfucker

 

I only organise trips where the cats are at least house trained. Your
invite might have got lost in the post...

 

Hang on, let me go back to the original post/...

Who gives a **** about Ogden?

 

Andy Bonwick says...

I'm slow group

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Me too. Can't remember which ferry I'm on, though.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

You're in the sheep-free zone.

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Neither can I. I imagine I'll be on the one that leaves after I arrive
at Dover.
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|_\_____/_| ..93550../..25068.../..31928.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000

 

So I avoid the **** Ogden's wretched society? Bonus.

 

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Your ferry may contain other cunts.

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Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

waves

 

Faster riders have actually got to *make it to the port*, you know.

 

It's not a slow group, as such. Those who have further to travel to and
from Dover to home are on the later boat out and earlier boat back.

Simple, really.