A joke

OK - this was uttered by my five year old nephew last night, so take it in
context.

q: What has 4 wheels but isn't boring?
a: Two motorcycles

Trained him well I have!

Manning

 

Clever kid with a great future. Got him a minibike for his birthday?

 

Not yet, but there could be an XR-50 in his future... if I can bear to part
with it after I buy one.

 

Uttered (more like screaming) by my 5 yo nephew.

Don¹t put me in the freezer!!

Hammo

 

Are you threatening children again? Everyone knows that
Bad Clem and his Crappy Fridge Trailer aren't real!

-----sharks
(and echoing through the hills came the ghastly cry ...
"gNaaaaaaa Taaaaaaa Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!")

 

A lament Sharks; for she is lost to us... (and has joined the dark side!)
She turned 16 yesterday.

 

Clem's looking forward to the day she moves out so he can use her bedroom
for XJ bits...

Doug Cox.
Work to ride, Ride to work...

 

"Knobdoodle" wrote

I've been there, and lived through it. Commiserations. With just a
little luck she'll come back to you in about 8 years as a very nice
person.

Theo
Happy birthday Gnat.

 

I was about to say that, but I decided it made me sound like
an old fart. Happy birthday Gnat! Just 'cos you're all
grown up doesn't mean you can't fetch me a beer anyway ...

-----sharks

 

from:
http://abc.net.au/news/australia/nsw/archive/metnsw-10nov2003-1.htm

'Beer wenches' spark alcohol abuse fears

The New South Wales Government is warning of a crackdown on businesses
that hire women to purchase alcoholic drinks for their patrons during
major sporting events.

Gaming Minister Grant McBride says the presence of so-called 'beer
wenches' is contributing to alcohol abuse.

Mr McBride says liquor laws may be breached if intoxicated people do not
have to buy their own drinks.

"I'm not against people not having a good time, I hope they have a good
time there," he said.

"There's another issue here and that is, by the provision of that
service, are we meeting community standards in terms of responsible
service of alcohol?"

Lucky she's in Queensland, eh?

big

 

"Iain Chalmers" wrote

Well, if you're too pissed to make it to the bar by yourself, maybe
you really shouldn't have another beer.

Theo

 

Glub! You'll be voting for Howard next!!

Hammo

 

"Hamish Alker-Jones" wrote

Vote for Howard to what? I'll vote for Howanasia.
I've got nothing against beer wenches personally. Only in my imagination.

Theo

 

Yeah that's fine Theo, but I've you've ever been to an event at Aussie
Stadium in Sydney you'll understand why the service is now being
provided - I missed 15 mins of the Aust/NZ Bledisloe Cup game a couple
of months ago when I went to get a round - I left at the start of half
time, 1/2 an hr later I got back to my seat. As it was it didn't
matter Oz was getting a hiding but if I ever go there again I'll
seriously consider hiring a beer runner. You aren't allowed to BYO
either.

JL