A dilema

It wasnt said to me, but to a good friend by someone from here that doesnt
know my friend.

Absolutely no need to say anything to someone you dont even fucking know.

 

Why, for someone elses fucking cuntiness?

No chance.

 

It goes on in here all the time though.
'Here' has always been a bit more 'scary' than moderated forums and
facebook (that you can moderate yourself).
Your mate should tell him to GFH, delete the comment and do whatever
blocking is required/possible.
You can then do as you see fit....or not.

But you do have to say who it is
You can't use here as a personal bludgeon of persuasion.....
Can you?

 

Oh. I didn't consider that at all. I don't do FB so didn't know it
worked like that. I am probably, therefore, a TC.

 

Eh? with the amount of abuse you throw around on here...

Anyway, it's only words. If your friend doesn't like it then leave it to
them to sort out. If you're not happy with that then mind your own
fucking business you tedious northern monkey.

 

But sticks and stones merely break your bones,
Harsh words on Facebook are almost as damaging as negative eBay feedback!

 

Presumably, I mean, yes I'm not like a lot of ye that have had proper
bikes so to speak but have been on and off here for about a decade or
so and think the only ukrmer's I'd know face to face would be Petrolcan
(obvious reasons), Lozzo, Pip (and bird), Adie, Bonwick, possibly DanL
from a lineup where everyone else was black or in a wheelchair and
possibly Colenel Tupperware assuming he was on the Pan he used to have
about 10 years ago.

But yes, like usenet FB has it's place but also, there's not a real
crossover is there?

--
Donnie
"**** the world, it's time to fight back"

Lambretta Series 2 186cc "The Shitter"
Lambretta LD 175cc "The Chopper" SOLD and all the cash went on a telly!
Honda CB500R "Look out, Donnie's about!"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Donnie

<bottom lip wobbles>

Heartless, unfeeling bastard.

 

FFS man the **** up.

It's simple just follow the following.

1. Did your insulted friend cry?

Yes, go to 2
No, go to 3

2. Is your insulted friend
male? Go to 4
female? Go to 5

3. Your insulted friend can stick up for him/herself so keep your beak
fucking out of it and go for a ride on the bike!

4. He's a big wooosy fucking poof, tell the fucker to man up or do the
species a favour, get a vasectomy / neutered to stop the further
dilution of the gene pool and go for a ride on the bike!

5. Is she single?
Yes, go to 6
No, go to 7

6. Excellent! Tell her then comfort her any way you can get away with.

7. Ok, tell her then comfort her any way you can get away without the
other half finding out! Proceed to 8.

8. Does she boil bunnies?
Yes, go to 9
No, go to 10

9. Fucking RUN (post coital!)

10. Does she TIUTA?
Yes, go to 11
No, go to 12

11. You lucky lucky lucky LUCKY baaaaaaastard, go to 13

12. Move on, you've had your fun. Go to 14.

13. JPEGS?
Yes, go to 15
No, go to 16

14. Salvage what you can, get out and keep her as a "back up ****" when
she's drunk "for old time's sake" and go for a ride on the bike!

15. Good man, go to 17

16 FFS, amateur. You're done, leave it and go for a ride on the bike!

17. You're in uncharted territory! Good luck and any jpegs (of her, not
you) are gratefully received

--
Donnie
"**** the world, it's time to fight back"

Lambretta Series 2 186cc "The Shitter"
Lambretta LD 175cc "The Chopper" SOLD and all the cash went on a telly!
Honda CB500R "Look out, Donnie's about!"

 

Was it me?

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Donnie

<reviews code>

Do you work for me?

 

Oh ****, I feel [1] guilty now, I forgot the chicken man

[1]Almost [2]
[2] wonders who else he may have forgotton! [3]
[3] ah **** it

--
Donnie
"**** the world, it's time to fight back"

Lambretta Series 2 186cc "The Shitter"
Lambretta LD 175cc "The Chopper" SOLD and all the cash went on a telly!
Honda CB500R "Look out, Donnie's about!"

 

heh, not yet

--
Donnie
"**** the world, it's time to fight back"

Lambretta Series 2 186cc "The Shitter"
Lambretta LD 175cc "The Chopper" SOLD and all the cash went on a telly!
Honda CB500R "Look out, Donnie's about!"

 

see.. now... under normal circumstances I would have sniggered and pointed
and got all supercilious about my lack of involvement in this type of
thing but this time circumstances have conspired against me.

Yes, I do have a FB account. I have had it for years. I only got it in the
first place because you lot all started posting links to what sometimes
turned out to be halfway decent porn and I couldn't look at it unless I
signed up, so I signed up.

Time passes and as is the way with these things I get an email from FB
once every few weeks about stuff that I have absolutely no interest in
whatsoever but it isn't actually spam and so gets glanced at and then
binned. Except....

A couple of days ago I got one of the routine emails from FB of the type I
normally get and glance at and then bin but I did not glance at it with
the same contemptuous caution as I normally do and I accidentally allowed
myself to click on the link and then I binned it.

Two minutes later and I get 6 emails from FB telling me I have got
friends!

???

Another 2 minutes and I have half a dozen tabs open on facebook login
pages and am reading conversations I have no idea about and account
preference pages in an environment that I don't use because I don't happen
to be able to cope with the look and feel in a way that causes me comfort
and 20 more emails arrive in my in box.

Some of these are telling me that all my friends have friends and would I
like to be friends with them as well.

I check these out and as far as I can tell they are mostly ukrmers in one
guise or another so I think to myself "Oh look, it is all ukrmers, what is
the worst that can happen."

CAN happen??

IT ALREADY FUCKING HAS!

I noticed, while licking my fingers to both sooth the pain and remove the
molten chocolate that got there when I fished it and the half a biscuit it
was becoming detached from out of my scalding tea, my in box appeared to
be filling faster than I was emptying it.

Emails from FB about my friends on FB telling me they wanted me to be
friends. Emails from FB telling me my friends, both new and old, had even
more friends who also wanted to be my friend. Emalils from FB telling me
my friends of friends who were now all overjoyed to be friends also had
friends who wanted to be my friend, some of whom had cats. Some of whom
were cats! Emails from FB saying the cats of my new friends of friends
were ecstatic to the point of purring to be my new friend and did I have
any friends who might like to be their friend as well.

Is this what they call a Ponsi scheme!!

Actually no. It is worse, much worse. It is a Ponsi scheme with added
madness.

In among this minor deluge of good wishes from cats I have yet to know and
love there is a gathering tide of notifications telling me some other
bastard is logging on at the same time as me and even using my IP addy to
do it! There is another set of notifications telling me that this person
had also been into my personal preferences and turned off notification of
attempts by other users to masquerade as me at the same time and on the
same IP address as me.

That was yesterday. Today....

Cats and murder. The two are inextricably linked imho.

There is a consequence to all these emails from my cross speciating
buddies in that nearly all of them, when the contents are clicked upon,
spawn a new tab in Firefox at the FB login page. This, despite repeatedly
responding to the email telling me another me was currently in the process
of attempting to change my cat's friends log in preferences, in turn opens
another window asking me for the name of my computer (again) so that it
can send my friends cat another email telling it what it knew already and
did I really want to change it.

I don't have a fucking cat! Why should I want to change it?

Also there are emails from FB not actually from any of my friends new or
otherwise telling me that my friends and/or their cats have been writing
on my wall.

Wall? What wall? And why are cats writing on it? It is my wall that I
didn't know I had and I haven't even seen it yet let alone had the chance
to brighten it up with even the thinnest of coats of trade magnolia and a
nice picture or a mirror or something and a cat belonging to some so
called friend of mine is in there already scribbling all over it!!

....and the emails about all my ever growing list of new new friends of
friends and their cats, email about changed email notification
preferences, a rather worrying and rapidly growing number emails
concerning a not so small army of dopplegangers trying to delete
themselves also keep arriving,

....and the login pages that are the consequences of it all.

....and another wave of emails arising from that.

My dander, or that which is not forming a fine reflection free surface all
around me, is up.

Write on my wall will they. Two can play at this game.and I can feel a
Jihad coming on and as in any war, there will be collateral damage and if
being hit by the surrounding splash happens to offend you then hard
fucking luck.

Bleat about the morality of outing me on ukrm all you fucking like. Your
cat fucking started this and if you can't keep control of it then that is
your fucking problem.

 

Now that's more like it!

It's easy to say shit about somebody when they're not in striking
distance. It takes a bit more care when a bloody nose or fat lip might
be in the making. I'd take Niges stand.

 

I thought you were a bit of a Luddite like myself and steered cleared of
the moron masses which seem to be attracted to FB like flies to the
proverbial

 

Get fucked roadkill eating mofo.

You do realise my 'abuse' is always meant in jest with a big smile on my
face, dont you, you rectal crease?

 

GFY. I've had some fantasic shags off women I met on facebook.

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)

 

Fair Do's, I got that wrong then.
Perhaps I should join FB then, there may be hope for me yet!

 

Well, you've put it out in the open now.

Tell your mate to grow up - if he's going to taunt rival fans, he has to
expect something back.

Oh, and sending me private messages calling me a 'Munich ****' shows
what kind of person he is.