Spam Shake 1 can of Spam 1 tin of anchovies 2 12oz cans of beer 4 oz tomato juice 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard 1/2 cup chopped up parsley 1/4 cup chopped scallions (spring onions) dash of Tabasco salt (if you'd need it), pepper to taste put it in blender and blend until smooth serve chilled with celery stick Sounds bad but...