A Cajun walks into a bar

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished
patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
manhood inside.
Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. "Then he'll open
his
mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this
Spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man
grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its
head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed
as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were
delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back
of
the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.........."I'll try it - just
don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"

 

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