A BODY JOKE

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BJayKana, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    ==IF  MY BODY WERE A CAR==
    If  my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
     trading it in for a newer model.============
    I've got bumps and dents and  scratches in my finish and my paint job
    is getting a little dull,  but that's not the worst of it.
    My  headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things
     up close  
    My traction  is not as graceful as it once was.
    I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of
    weather.
    My  whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
    It takes me  hours to reach my maximum speed.
    My fuel  rate burns inefficiently.
    But here's  the worst of it --
    ====Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator
    leaks  or my exhaust backfires!==================

    'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--
     
    BJayKana, Jun 26, 2006
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