A bit of humour

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Aug 30, 2003.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Pinched from somewhere on the web:

    Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, the lesser-known children of
    Saddam Hussein are coming to the attention of American authorities.

    Among the other brothers:

    Sooflay ..........the restaurateur
    Guday... the half-Australian brother
    Huray....... the sports fanatic
    Sashay.............. the gay brother
    Kuntay & Kintay....the twins from the African mother
    Sayhay....the baseball player
    Ojay...... the stalker/murderer
    Gulay......the singer/entertainer
    Ebay........ the antiques collector
    Biliray...... the country music singer
    Ecksray....... the radiologist
    Puray..... the blender factory owner
    Regay......the half-Jamaican brother
    Tupay......... the one with bad hair

    Among their sisters:
    Lattay........ the coffee shop owner
    Bufay.......... the 500 pound sister
    Phayray......... the zoo worker in the gorilla house
    Sapheway..the grocery store owner
    Ollay........ the half-mexican sister
    Gudlay........... the prostitute

    And Finally:
    There is Oyvay ...... the one the family never talks about....
     
    Lozzo, Aug 30, 2003
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    The Older Gentleman, Aug 30, 2003
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  3. Lozzo

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Don't forget Chimay: the alcoholic motorcyclist.

    Or was that Murray? :)

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    Salad Dodger, Aug 30, 2003
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  4. Lozzo

    Spida Guest

    Not quite finally, there's Belray, but he's a slippery little fucker.
     
    Spida, Aug 30, 2003
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  5. Lozzo

    Spida Guest

    Whoo-hoo, more famous Belgians.
     
    Spida, Aug 30, 2003
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  6. And of course Stingray, a nasty piece of work
     
    Classic Car Fair, Aug 30, 2003
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  7. Lozzo

    Snowleopard Guest

    Man Ray, who takes all the family portraits.
     
    Snowleopard, Aug 31, 2003
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  8. Doh!Ray, the thick musician.

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 31, 2003
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