"80% talent free"

She doesn't like the sound of either "ukrm goes whoring in Amsterdam" or
"ukrm does the Nurburgring".

We need a new name that sounds innocent and harmless, but not so nice that
she'd want to come along.

How about "ukrm goes to a male-bonding session at a monastery in
Switzerland"?


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

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I think your suggestion up ^^^^ there of "UKRM does the ring" is just
perfect.

Run that past her.

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There does not seem to be a lot of difference between these options.

 

Did it last June and am going back next June, total petrol head heaven,
haven't stopped thinking about it since can't wait to get back.

Nick

 

AndrewR says...

"UKRM goes shopping for nice things to buy the wife" always works for
me.

 

I can't recall sending that, but it's in my sent items folder, and it
appears to be correctly punctuated. Then again, my phone was lying on the
kitchen table all night. 01:52:13. Hmm.

 

" "

 

Lady Nina says...

Did I? Christ, I really must have been platyed that night.

 

Look, if I'd actually managed to shag something, I'd have been swinging from
the chandeliers.

Me too.

 

Bear says...

I didn't want to show Christofire up in the "dance like your dad"
competition.

 

Apparently platy was teaching ginge how to knife fight after the
responsible person - me - went to bed.

 

Lady Nina says...

 

I was? I vaguely remember something like that. Were we using real knives?

 

platypus says...

It was definitely you that sent it. I was under the impression that
you were trying to send it to Nigel Eaton.

As for telling Laura not to listen, then telling us some things that
we really didn't need to know...

 

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Ah! *That's* who sent the "I'm home, take me drunk" message.

I thought I had Platy's number in my phone, apparently not.

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I think we were.

Good job they were sharp, i've heard that blunt knives can be really
dangerous.

 

Fair play, it'd be quite comfy for a dumpy bird...

 

Bugger. I must have been a touch over-refreshed, then. No wonder I felt a
bit shot away on Sunday.