777 crash analysis

Latest speculation is that the engines cut "due to contaminated fuel".

So that would be...
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.. shit in the carbs then.

 

Bought it from Tesco's?

 

Pfft. Everyone knows it was the 'fault of the Israelis'.

D.
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des
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Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

Did they sell the petrol Tesco used?

 

Clear air turbulence.

 

Have Tesco started supplying fuel to Chinese airports?

I bet one of the passengers could not wait to switch on the new mobile
phonem s/he bought in China, around 2 miles short of landing at
Heathrow, just to see if it worked.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ts

Heh. I've just seen a web-forum where there's discussion of plod's known
affection for blocking cell-phone signals near The Great Leader.

Bearing in mind he was sat on the LHR tarmac at the time, there should
be enough there to keep the conspiracy theorists happy for *ages*...

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

The pilot claims he wasn't actually doing the driving as such, could
there be a connection?

 

Yep, that's the 'Israelis' fault' too.

D.

--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

They were using Formula Shell.

 

and c) with appropriate equipment in the plane would allow the airlines
to make a few quid.

 

Regardless of the safety aspects, I'd happily have the things banned on
trains, let alone aircraft.

And don't get me started on Blackberries...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,

My reservation is that I just know I'd be trying to kip with some
ignorant wanker bellowing "HELLO! YES! I'M AT 34,000 FEET! YES! HELLO?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?".

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Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Indeed. And s/he'll be waking up every baby on the plane who'll all
simultaneously start bawling their eyes out.

Welcome to hell, easyjet-style.

 

I can see the number of anally inserted mobiles rising.

 

Or, more to the point, other people's fucking things.

 

Someone's been listening to Jeremy Vine.


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Beav

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I think they've worked out that using a mobile doesn't require you to
shout so loud that the recipient of the call can hear you without the
benefit of a phone.

Either that or they may have better reception on the trains.

 

Heh. I haven't enabled the email function on mine. If I'm away from the
office, I don't want to be bothered. If I'm abroad on business, I can
access my emails via my laptop, so why GAF?

 

Timo Geusch wibbled:

Can only comment oh HK - they've got it totally sorted - clean, air
conconditioned, great phone signal etc etc. Did I mention the ticket
prices?