75 squids

Handy for you though in the not too distant future.

D

 

That's what the wrinklies said too.

 

Cane wrote

I would but I have a rule about not supplying my own Vaseline.

mumble. The nearest is shut, the next is expensive, doesn't allow jeans
in the saloon and is full of Billericay poseurs and the last one is just
too far to stagger.

 

*snigger*

D

 

David Thomas wrote

You are joking perleeze.

One of the things which horrifies me most about getting older is having
to mix with the buggers. FFS if ever I show any signs of growing up
will somebody please shoot me.

 

Champ wrote

Oo god no. I am touching nothing under forty unless it is me.

 

whats the name of that pub just off the one way bit, it's got a function
room and does food and have a large bar with screens... ooh bugger can't
remember it.

converted school maybe?

D

 

form an orderly queue behind please... oi no pushing.

D

 

*bang*

 

David Thomas wrote

Dunno. Kiddies pub innit. All soppy Sharons and Kevin in his nova.
Not really my scene.

Yup. An indication of the fact that babies do not prosper in the semi
detached land that is it's catchment area.

 

Bus pass in the post...
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote

<fx checks original post>

**** me did I really write that?

Oops.

 

Bugger that reminds me I have to get my trumpet sorted.