:-(

Actually, there's a fully functional, MOTed, motorcycle, which I
wholly own in my Dad's garage. There's a fully functional motorcycle,
which I wholly own in my Uncle's garage.

 

Which of these is the 400?

 

<snatches back membership of iBike group>.

 

The latter. It hasn't got back to Dad's yet. Fortunately Uncle's
best mate owns a vehicle transportation company.

 

<flicks vees>

 

Oh yeah. I remember now.

Handy, eh?

 

Handy for me!

 

Well, you gave it to me with the keys attached...

Your memory really is going.

 

It's a London thing

Well it's that, or putting up with Polly Toynbee

 

Ummm..aren't house prices at their peak? I've heard talk of a 20% drop
in the South within 18-24 months.

 

There's another quality paper between those two, you know.

 

Yea, and I've been saying the same for the last 3 years. I've given
up waiting. **** it, you can't run your life based on the cycle of
the housing market.

 

Fair enough.

You are allowed to not read bits of the paper.

 

It's a blind date with destiny...and it looks like she's ordered the
lobster.

 

<haughtily ignores him and goes to talk to best mate Des>

 

So you are not running a KRC team in 2005...

 

That's quite a jump to a (false) conclusion, isn't it?

 

Well it was a bit of a hook but also new houses have a habit of trashing
once comfortable lifestyles!

 

Not a trap into which I will let myself fall.

 

"I can handle it"