40 lashes for a teddy bear

The Doctor and I have discussed getting a pig. If, so, then I'll either
call it Mohammed or, equally likely, Yitzhak Shalom.

 

You should get two and then you could taunt them about who was going to
be first to be bacon.

 

If I manage to buy the place I want at auction on Thursday, we'll get a
pig, goat, donkey & ducks[1]. There will be many comedy names involved.

[1] I also really, *really* want a giraffe, but SWMBO's not too keen on
the idea.

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She hasn't seen the size of it's cock yet obviously.

 

I piss on them already so no change there.

 

I wondered where you were, you old Norvern god hating thing you.

 

Well, my uncle had a german shepherd called Saddam, vicious bastard that
animal was. But I digress....


Geo

 

No Troll. No wind up. No eggzageration.

The CRS should have opened fire on the cunts I saw on the Beeb news and
killed every last motherfucker rioting on the street.
Come on Sarky, stop being such a fucking Wuss.

 

You're from a lot further north than I am. I'm 37, I'm not old!

(Actually 36, couldn't help that one)

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
<falls on own Pork Sword>

 

I live in Yorkshire now though!

Laddie.

 

That's you fucked, then.

 

I have Savlon

 

Are you changing your posting name to Noah?

 

Jehovah!

 

Pip's still considered a Geordie.

That, I can live with.

 

indigenous to whom ?

 

clueless c*nt

 

<snigger>

 

you're very brave on a NG.
Nice how you like to tar so many with the same brush