40 lashes for a teddy bear

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by darsy, Nov 27, 2007.

  1. All religions? Surely there can be exceptions?
     
    steve auvache, Nov 27, 2007
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  2. Excellent effort.

    Now tell us how you really feel.
     
    steve auvache, Nov 27, 2007
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    Des Guest

    It's a Jewish conspiracy.

    D.
     
    Des, Nov 27, 2007
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    Ace Guest

    None, I tell you.

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    Ace, Nov 27, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Sorry but Pastafarians and religions that promote free love and recreational
    drug use may be exempted.
     
    Hog, Nov 27, 2007
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    Rudy Lacchin Guest

    No? Can you imagine what would have happened if she'd told the kids they
    *couldn't* call it Mohammed?
     
    Rudy Lacchin, Nov 27, 2007
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    R D S Guest

    Can you explain how she is a stupid cow?

    I agree she may have been a little ignorant[1], if that was made a crime
    many would be fucked.

    [1] Or was she? Is it obvious to most that calling a teddy bear Mohammed
    would end up with you being locked up?
     
    R D S, Nov 27, 2007
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  8. Yebbut that would mean the end of everything that is good in the world
    and that wouldn't be right.
     
    steve auvache, Nov 27, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    <shines daylight on Steve>
     
    Hog, Nov 27, 2007
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    Ace Guest

    There's no such thing as a good religion. Even the "first church of
    ukrm" is Evil incarnate, and I say that without the slightest interest
    in even its most basic tenets.

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    Ace, Nov 27, 2007
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    dodgydice Guest

    You should rum for PM Dave :).
     
    dodgydice, Nov 27, 2007
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  12. In the same way that "Communism can't possibly work"?

    Yes, and?

    As I recall we only have the one tenet at the moment and for the life of
    me I can't remember what that is but I am sure you would find it
    acceptable.
     
    steve auvache, Nov 27, 2007
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    Des Guest

    This story, plus the riots in Villiers-le-Bel demonstrate beyond any shadow
    of a doubt that the Arabs cannot and never will be able to be integrated
    into France. Two of them ride an illegal motorcycle, neither of them is
    wearing a helmet, the rider does not stop at a red light, and refuses right
    of way to a police car. Both buy the farm. Regrettable, but surely Darwin
    in action.

    But no. It becomes the 'fault' of the police, and more rioting, more cars,
    libraries and public buildings burned or attacked. Now they're using
    shotguns and high-velocity rifles against sworn officers.

    Enough.

    Curfew. No one on the streets. The army is sent in. Live ammunition.
    Fire on the army, you know what'll happen. Any arrests, they're put on the
    first flight back to Algeria. Those born here are prosecuted for attempted
    murder. Life imprisonment, minimum sentence 22 years.

    Had it _fucking_ up to 'here' with these cunts. We're a country of laws.
    We don't solve our grievances by using firearms against the police. You
    don't like it, get to _fuck_ back to where you came from.

    D.
     
    Des, Nov 27, 2007
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  14. Thank you. Oh, by 'here' I meant geographically, not 'here' in virtual
    terms. Present company always excepted, my dear fellow.
    "You can't handle the truth."
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    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
    river cleaned out in a day.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 27, 2007
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    DR Guest

    I say boot all the non-indigenous beliefs out. Those that don't agree
    go in the Wickerman.
     
    DR, Nov 27, 2007
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    M J Carley Guest

    Are you seriously saying that (a) nobody in their right mind might
    believe that the French police could be at fault in a case like this
    and (b) there is no anti-Arab racism (including unpunished mass
    murder) in France?
    The French tradition of peaceful law-abiding protest?
     
    M J Carley, Nov 27, 2007
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    Fr Jack Guest

    Public toilets.
     
    Fr Jack, Nov 27, 2007
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    sweller Guest

    It would make for some nice affordable housing if they were developed and
    managed imaginatively.
     
    sweller, Nov 27, 2007
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    sweller Guest

    In an authoritarian Muslim country, yes.
     
    sweller, Nov 27, 2007
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  20. That's tough. I'm a devout Pastafarian. That would mean closing all
    Italian restaurants.

    Oh, hang on.

    As you were . . .
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Nov 27, 2007
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