3 wheelers

This one is very true. Many years ago, me & a mate pulled a couple of girls,
went back to thiers. Mine was a right fucking pain in the arse, spouting
shite about this & that, proper horrible.

My mate was well in, i got that fucked off with her spouting I offered ta
make everyone a cup of tea.

I did a massive shit in the kettle, filled it with water & left it, knowing
no-one would use it until morning.

I found my mate & told him we had to leave, right now, he didnt ask why
until we got in the taxi....

The taxi driver had to stop he nearly had a seizure when i told my mate i
shat in her kettle

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Nige,

'Candygram for Mongo'

R1