2nd hand Bridgestone 011 available.

Where's your buccaneers?
Under me buccan hat.

 

The other post, you twat. The one with 'diabolical coarse hairs' in
it.

And you. With brass knobs on.

 

"I think if they ever have a school for pirates then one of the courses
should be laughing then jumping off something"

 

Interestingly the phrase "with brass knobs" comes from Victorian England
where proto transexuals had a brass penis bolted onto their undercarriage in
lieu of the real deal. Hence the butcher/doctor would enquire "Would you
like all the trimmings?" and often garner the reply "Yes, everything please.
With a brass knob on"

 

Yes, that was exactly my reading of it too.

And I was accusing him of "taking it a bit seriously" because of this.

 

why?

 

Are you insane? Did you _see_ what happened to Tamada? If my rear explodes
on the A316 at 45 mph I might not get to work on time!

 

That's about as true as the rumour that Dolly Parton sleeps on her
front.

 

No, it's Dolly Parton HAS a lot of front.

 

<sigh>

If I must.

"Brass knobs on" comes from bed post newels.

 

Good -oh. I was obviously joking.

 

I forget now myself

 

Then it's decided. Champ gets the tyre for 30 quid.

 

Good. My cunning plan worked.

 

"porl" <>:

And there was me eddycating the world for no reason, then.

Sad.

I cant help biting. I've had no lunch.