23cc blender anyone?

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Nope.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Muck amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

No worries.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I can't speak for him but I'm sure he feels safe in the knowledge that
I'd rather shag a sofa than take him up the batty.

 

Hmm.. even so, if anyone tried that on me, I'd have their bollocks cut
off cooked and fed to them.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Muck

Ooh... Kinky.

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The kinky bit is having it videoed, but you need that bit to make sure
it was actually done.

 

Heh.. cont.

 

Oi!

 

My phrase, depends dunnit didn't really work in this context, so I used
the fall back.

 

Well, it might be him taking you up the batty. Would that be okay?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ben Blaney amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

I'd need a local at the very least. The high fibre diet I've put myself
on recently is helping but my arse is nowhere near ready for reversing
up a one-way street.

 

What about if you could have the sofa while he's having you? More
appealing?