2 quid to miss Birmingham... bargain.

Now that would do nicely. Problem is, would I be able to deal sensibly with
someone called Martina Moser...?

 

Sometime before the war, iirc.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

<checks poster's name>

Just for the purposes of clarity. Which war?

 

**** off, you old ****.

The Second Big One, I think.

 

The Thirty Years' War?

 

Hundred Years'?

Roses?

 

Some little skirmish in East Sussex?

 

4.5 years ago a little B road I use for going to work was in very good
condition, nice smooth ride apart from some joins in the old concrete
undersurface.

Then someone decided it would be a good place to build a railway
maintenance yard off of it and loads of HGV and LGV traffic started to
use it. And other HGVs started to use it. The "No HGV" signs went missing
from both ends.

The road's now a ruin along nearly all its length [1] with massive pot
holes forming and the sides of the road sinking drastically in a lot of
places.

What about the extra damage caused to my car & bike? Wear and tear on
suspension, damaged alloys, tracking knocked out, ground down spoilers,
damaged tyres, worn supension bushes, knackered steering racks...?

Too bloody right, see above.

Its the fault of the HGV drivers trying to use completely inappropriate
roads in this case.

The companies of the hauliers should be fined enough for them to repair
the road in this case and then the HGV ban enforced properly.




frag

 

You're showing your age again, Ivan. That's not
polite in mixed company.

 

William Grainger wrote:

Wasn't Dean Martin singing it to Jerry Lewis?

 

I can see it in my mind - **** off sheerlegs and massive block and
tackle.

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Came first, remember? Which I why I guessed 30.

Office is awash with tins of that already.